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Dennis Reports…

on January 11, 2013

pr_Dennis_MenaceFor those who care, the Snooze site has briefly roused as Fat Boy crawls on top of St. Breitbert’s smoldering remains and attacks James O’Keefe, Ali Akbar (again), Glenn Beck and assorted other nutters for (drum roll) lying and always demanding (hold your hysterical laughter for the end) DONATIONS!!!!!!!!!

In Part Fatso says:Larry Sinclair 1

“You want the truth? You can’t handle the truth! That is a statement which we have come to hold near and dear when it comes to the so called media groups who claim to be truth seekers! This article will undoubtedly result in our being attacked by many on both sides because as  we have learned over the past few years, the so called “new conservative media” or “mainstream media” have a real problem anytime they are exposed for their own bias, hypocrisy and out right lies. Tuesday January 8, 2012 we received an email from James O’Keefe of Project Veritas (for full disclosure we note we like what O’Keefe has tried to do and even support Project Veritas in some of its ventures) that made us stop and take a step back……. blah blah blah” (the complete crap is—->HERE )

How dare they (BTW, please hit Lardo’s PayPal button before you leave).popularity-of-paypal I think this fit of outrage was already dealt with in an old movie:

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thornton parsons and hitlerMeanwhile, Ilse, the disgruntled ex-English teacher who thinks she is a political historian, unloads a hoot of an unhinged rant comparing Obama to Hitler (even though I keep getting the odd impression that she kind of likes Hitler – certainly some of the people she obviously admires were pretty keen for him). Total looney crap from the dark mistress of the truly dumb.


80 responses to “Dennis Reports…

  1. Dennis says:

    Ah oh, I think we lost the YouTube link. If needed, I can look it up again, just let me know.

  2. kstreet607 says:

    Thanks Dennis and Meesh! Even if it’s just the three of us posting…we can surely still have a blast poking fun at the idiot and Frau Ilse.

  3. Dennis says:

    Kstreet,
    You’re right about Fat’s need for some “exciting”, but at the moment the new “hot” item is his announcement (courtesy of the press release) that Paul (the loser) Ryan will address CPAC 2013. Oh boy. Is this suppose to thrill anyone? BTW, Lardo the writer also shows that he can’t spell the word butt (as in “butt heads” – it isn’t “but” you asshole – you might make Ilse go back to work in a field that she is suppose to know something about and she is suppose to know about butts – wait a minute, you are also suppose to…oh, never-mind).

  4. YankeeClipper says:

    Lardy must be terribly disappointed, only two comments about his tirade about the media and James O’Keefe! Of course, both comments are of the “thattaboy Fats! I’m with you” type.

    Didn’t Jabba pridefully announce he had met O’Keefe during the RNC? I wonder if O’Keefe rejected Jabba’s offers to show him “what I did with Barack?”

  5. Dennis says:

    Slightly off the Lardo path, but since Ilse and the rest of her ilk keep making this bogus claim, it might be good to bring folks up to speed with real history:
    The Hitler gun control lie
    http://www.salon.com/2013/01/11/stop_talking_about_hitler/

  6. YankeeClipper says:

    The following news is NOT from the Sinclair Snooze-arama:

    Assault Charge Filed Against Sen. Rand Paul’s Son

    A new charge has been filed against Senator Rand Paul’s 19-year-old son William Paul.

    WCNC in Charlotte, North Carolina reports that Mecklenburg County Sheriff’s office said Paul has a new charge, assault on a female by aggressive physical force, a misdemeanor.

    William Paul was arrested last Saturday at Charlotte Douglas International Airport on alcohol related charges including consuming beer/wine underage.

    It is not clear if the two incidents are related.

    Read more: http://www.wbko.com/home/headlines/New-Charges-Filed-Against-Sen-Rand-Pauls-Son-186638951.html

  7. The mad Moravian beyootch has all the Orlytards’ asses in a uproar because they think that the Supremes will “hear” her nonsense about the President. Normally, I just lurk and laugh, but sometimes the dumbness is so comical I can’t help but prod them a little (subtly, of course). I tried to post this, but I doubt that it will see the light of day.

    ERNEST MURPHY
    ….
    Oboma never filed for an American passport. He traveled to Pakistan in 1981 on his Indonesian passport.

    Exactly right. He couldn’t apply for a passport because he didn’t a US birth certificate.

    He traveled back to the US from Indonesia without an adult accompanying him, so he used his mother’s passport which had the convenient name “Stanley” on it, which could be male.

    So, he passed for white, and he passed for “Stanley,” and he passed for an American. He is a complete fraud.

  8. newname (joeymac) says:

    The stupid wordpress login software is pain in the neck. It won’t let me connect with my old emal/monicker, so I’m trying a new identifier.

  9. Dennis says:

    Today at the Snooze site for Pathetic Losers, Ilse exposes the plot by FEMA and the American Communist Party (all 2,000 of them) to take our guns, enslave the country, and force everyone to speak Chinese. OK, I made up the Chinese part – but its coming. As sure as Orly will file another lawsuit, it’s coming. Just hope Fat Boy can finally get his “book” formatted before we are all dragged off to the re-education camps…

  10. Dennis says:

    Orly is cooking now. Her petition on the White House web site demanding that Obama should resign has been removed from the site because it violated the site’s TOS (hint: they don’t want to be posting anyone’s SS number – actually this is a TOS point that would come up at a variety of other sites). So now she is starting her own petition to demand that they put it back there because…well, because. Or as she puts it “…I state unequivocally that I did not violate any one’s privacy. I am a licensed attorney and do not see any violation of privacy.” So there! She’s judge, jury, and executioner. Besides, she got over 900 signatures within 18 hours…OK, actually that is slightly slow and at the other extreme Charlie Sheen was hitting the million mark on Twitter is just about the same time frame and all he did was drink tiger’s blood.

    But she won’t be ignored!!!!!!! I can’t wait for her to storm into the Supreme Court all hot and rived.

  11. Dennis says:

    Orly is right now practicing for her Supreme Court appearance (since its the Supreme Court, she thought she would wear a suit and darken her hair).

  12. Dennis says:

    The Orly clown car will be arriving early:
    Orly Taitz Unveils White House Petition And Inaugural Plans
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/15/orly-taitz-petition_n_2479464.html

  13. tjtaygee says:

    *waves* Hi, KStreet, Meesh my love!

    I am, as has been correctly stated, a lurker – not just a lurker – but a frequent multiple-times-daily lurker!

    The awesome part about the lamenting over the infrequent visitors/comments is because liar-larr is flailing and failing. he’s one dip above complete collapse, but is somehow wading (obviously thru the support of some likely very elderly and physically and (certainly, if nothing else) mentally handicapped folk).

    But I would be sad if theregulatortoo went away, even if it were after liar-larr did.

    We have to outlive liar-larr’s web presence – we’ve already looooong outlived his relevance.

    • Meesh says:

      Ah it’s my ((((Cary Grant)))) I missed you TJ… Yes, it’s difficult to look in at the Snooze site… he’s getting ready to go off to DC… PayPal!

      Anyway on Twitter he’s trying to contact Glenn Beck Hahahahaha

      LS News Group ‏@SinclairNews tweets

      @theblaze @GlennBeck pleasecontact us at 386-492-6634 if you wish to comment on statements made in our interview with Dick Armey today.

    • kstreet607 says:

      We have to outlive liar-larr’s web presence – we’ve already looooong outlived his relevance.

      Bravo! Well stated my friend TJ, well said!

  14. Dennis says:

    Meesh, Kstreet, TJ
    Unfortunately, you are all so true. For example, the hot “news” today at LardBrain’s site: 1. Rand Paul will speak at CPAC – big whoops. He would be more useful keeping tabs on his son. 2. The James O’Keefe video (best dealt with at News Corpse http://www.newscorpse.com/ncWP/?p=8857). One slimy loser promoting another slimy loser. 3. Ilse produces more unreadable gibberish, proving this time that she is as solid of an economic thinker as she is an historian – not. Total waste of space over there.

    • kstreet607 says:

      Thanks Dennis. I haven’t been over there since his “expose” on me. To me it’s like falling down the rabbit hole when I visited those few times. Everything is unreal. Made up, contrived, invented, distorted…and so on…Yuck!

  15. Dennis says:

    Oh yeah they’re smokin’ over at Fat Boy’s site for the mentally lame. Foster Freisy somehow try to turn Brent Musberger’s horn dog routine into a positive message all pseudo bibilcal and stuff because…well because Foster Freezehead is a complete jackass who doesn’t know which end his butt is hanging on until Lardo gives him a feel. No wonder he “blows” his money over there.

  16. Dennis says:

    Today at Fat Boy’s Beefless Burger Rama, Lardo presents a droning excuse of an interview with Dick Armey. That’s right, one loser chatters non-stop with another loser as they bad mouth a bunch of other losers. Meanwhile, Ilse recycles a stupid piece from last year in lieu of even trying. Maybe Lardo should go back to the bogus suicide routine. At least that was weirdly funny (especially the way the “dead” man kept going online to check his ratings). This crap is just pathetic.

  17. Dennis says:

    One of the reasons why Lardo is mad at Beck (oh, if only wishes were horses…):
    Welcome to Glenn Beck’s Grifter Theme Park
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/bob-cesca/welcome-to-glenn-becks-gr_b_2497307.html

  18. Dennis says:

    Help! Murder! Police! The President is engaging in politics with Organizing America!!!! Fat Boy is having a melt down and yelling that it is illegal. So let me help you out here, Turd Brain. Obama has formed a “political advocacy organization” (please go here to learn what that means: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_advocacy). You are mistakenly calling it a political action committee (go here to learn what that is: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Political_action_committee). There is a difference. Once you learn this difference, you can then go outside of your wide load and blow it out your ass.

    • kstreet607 says:

      The idiot was bound to have one of his hysterical melt-downs, it’s that time of month, isn’t it? LOL! What an idiot. He must have heard about it on TV or got the mailing that was sent out today. (He loves spying on the POTUS…just because…)

      What a pitiful loser. He and other RWNJs simply can’t get pass the fact that the POTUS is about to start his SECOND and final term and they are still having their hissy fits…to no avail!

      • YankeeClipper says:

        “it’s that time of the month” may be very accurate; he got his monthly check and is “celebrating” with some vodka, some pills and the Buddha only knows what else.

  19. YankeeClipper says:

    Oh look! One of Jabba’s buddies is in the news! The Orange County Weekly. Gotta love the headline!

    Batshit Nuts Birther Queen Orly Taitz Now Batshit Nuttier: Claims There are 2 Barack Obamas and White House One May be Indonesian Spy

    http://blogs.ocweekly.com/navelgazing/2013/01/obama_orly_taitz_spy_indonesia.php

    • Dennis says:

      I can’t wait for Orly to storm into the Supreme Court. They haven’t a clue what is about to hit them. My only regret is the lack of Gilligan. Gilligan, honey, if you are lurking out there please be aware that you will simply have to buy your own popcorn company to keep up with demands from this one….

  20. kstreet607 says:

    Is Jeff Rense a Sandy Hook “Truther”?

    Salon – Your comprehensive answer to every Sandy Hook conspiracy theory

    “They aren’t behaving the way human beings would act,” as conspiracy theorist Jay Weidner told fellow conspiracy theorist Jeff Rense on his radio show.

    Theorists have zeroed in on Robbie Parker, who they say wasn’t grieving hard enough for his slain 6-year-old daughter, Emilie. In one widely circulated clip, Parker laughs before stepping up to the microphone, and apparently someone says “read from the card” (as in cue card) before Parker breathes heavily in anticipation of beginning a press conference. “

    This is what actors do to get into character,” one popular YouTube video states. Rense and Weidner also take issue with the mourning of the school nurse, the family of slain teacher Victoria Soto, and others. “ALL ACTORS??? NO TEARS,” wonders the author of SandyHookHoax.com on a page featuring videos with numerous interviews from the shooting.

    Who woulda thunk it! LOL

    • YankeeClipper says:

      I wonder if Ilse and Jabba will pick up on the theory and run with it!

    • Dennis says:

      Rense is a “truther” about anything except the truth.

      • newname says:

        Rense is a mercenary. Just like Glenn Beck, Herman Cain, and drug-addled Rush Limbaugh,et al., he has carved out a niche pandering to crazies and is exploiting it–and them–commercially.

        Think about it…his readers are a demonstrably gullible, and likely to fall for any well-presented sales pitch, no matter how nutty. Those people are gold for hucksters and charlatans.

        Think of the “Chief Editor,” Sammy Korir, harvesting the email addresses of vulnerable fools by feeding their mental illnesses and marketing those addresses to 419ers and other scammers. Marketing pre-qualification has already been done.

  21. YankeeClipper says:

    President Obama Sworn In for a Second Term, in a Private Ceremony

  22. Dennis says:

    Gee, maybe they can join Orly in her protest…
    Westboro Baptist Church Gets Permit To Protest President Barack Obama Inauguration
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/15/westboro-baptist-church-permit-protest-president-barack-obama-inauguration_n_2480888.html

    • YankeeClipper says:

      She had a demo outside the White House today, twice as many people than Jabba ever had at his demos. I sent Meesh and KStreet some pics today, maybe on of them will post a few. hint, hint. LOL

  23. Dennis says:

    Lardo the pathetic loser is back with a rambling posting about how dare Obama celebrate his inaugural while Clinton has still not answered questions about Benghazi (note to Fat Boy: investigations are still going on, but your claims about rape and torture has already been disproven – maybe you didn’t get the memo). Then he flips over to the death of US citizens by drone attacks and then some how ends up in a completely bizarre rant about how he respects Martin Luther King (yeah, sure) but was shocked – shocked I tell you – about the speech given in 2011 by Martin Luther King III and Al Sharpton (real news story here: http://www.theblaze.com/stories/2011/10/15/this-is-not-about-obama-this-is-about-my-mama-al-sharpton-leads-jobs-and-justice-march-in-dc/). It was so hateful and vile and…oh yeah, they were talking about the need for jobs and justice while supporting unions and demanding pay equality and stuff like that. Oops! If they keep this talk going, Fatso might have to get a real job…Holy shit!!!!!!!!

    Personally, I kind of like the fact that Jabba is such a total and completely stupid nutcase. But if I were one of the wing nutters banking this guy, I would pull the plug. He is kind of embarrassing, you know.

    • YankeeClipper says:

      Jabba better read the Constitution; it had to be done by noon today. In reality, he’s just pissed because he didn’t get invited,neither as a common citizen or the “mental patient” running a Snooze site.

      • kstreet607 says:

        Also YC…In reality, Jabba the LOSER hates that he tried two times to derail Barack Obama’s quest for POTUS and failed miserably…BOTH times. Hey Jabba…like I said over at Sinclair Watch: YOU Lose…Obama and TRT win…UNANIMOUSLY! Get over it. You’re beating a dead horse…(ROFL) or is that a dead snail?

        • YankeeClipper says:

          I don’t think he put much effort into his attempt to effect the 2012 election, Lady KStreet :-). His effort (and I use the term very loosely) reminded me of his Congressional campaign; nothing but bull shit. He’s trying desperately to be somebody, radio show, snooze site (that never deals with the news), publishing company, faux suicide, allegedly $70K in debt and guess what? He’s right where he started, smack dab in the middle of nowhere. He’s still a con man, Now, instead of a small community of folks (family, and neighbors) knowing he’s a “mental patient,”.a very LARGE community around the world, knows. And he’s still nowhere, still all alone.

          • Dennis says:

            All so true, YankeeClipper. The only chance Fat Boy has at making a few bucks is based on stoking hatred and fear toward Obama. Without Obama, Lardo would be totally up the creek without a paddle. He would have to create a whole new scam and to be honest, he just ain’t very inventive when it comes to his own life long trade. I suspect he has burnt too many bridges to go back to drug dealing and human trafficking. The bogus money order routine is only good for a few quick bucks. The odd ball car and truck flipping bit produces limited returns. And he sure doesn’t have the youthful looks for turning a few tricks. So come on, he needs Obama.

    • YankeeClipper says:

      Hmmmm…

      Obama: Inauguration celebrates US, not election

      WASHINGTON (AP) — President Barack Obama says his second inauguration is a celebration of the country and its citizens, not the election results.

      Obama used a speech to hundreds of supporters at the National Building Museum Sunday night to remind the crowd that “what we’re doing is celebrating each other and celebrating this incredible nation that we call home.”

      He encouraged the crowd to enjoy the inauguration and said he needs them to work as hard as they can on issues important to them.

      Obama said the inauguration is a reminder that “there is something bigger than ourselves.” He kept his comments brief and quipped that he has to save some of his lines for his speech Monday.

      -30-

      http://www.salon.com/2013/01/21/obama_inauguration_celebrates_us_not_election/

      • kstreet607 says:

        “Hmmmm” is right YC. Sounds like he’s trying to appease the haters. I guess when you consider that he’s the president of all Americans, I give him an “E” for effort. However, his haters and detractors will hate him even more in his second term because they didn’t think he’d win again! 😦

        • newname says:

          Kstreet, he reminds me of President Lincoln who tried to appease the slavers and secessionists with conciliatory words and inaction in the face to treason and insurrection. The result: Fort Sumter.

          In his second inauguration address explicitly bussed the backsides:

          One-eighth of the whole population were colored slaves, not distributed generally over the Union, but localized in the southern part of it. These slaves constituted a peculiar and powerful interest. All knew that this interest was somehow the cause of the war. To strengthen, perpetuate, and extend this interest was the object for which the insurgents would rend the Union even by war, while the Government claimed no right to do more than to restrict the territorial enlargement of it.
          ….
          It may seem strange that any men should dare to ask a just God’s assistance in wringing their bread from the sweat of other men’s faces, but let us judge not, that we be not judged.
          ….
          With malice toward none, with charity for all, with firmness in the right as God gives us to see the right, let us strive on to finish the work we are in, to bind up the nation’s wounds, to care for him who shall have borne the battle and for his widow and his orphan, to do all which may achieve and cherish a just and lasting peace among ourselves and with all nations.

          He magnanimously allowed the surrendering Confederates to keep their horses and weapons–and more importantly–their ill-gotten land titles which condemned the now freed slave to an economic bondage nearly as cruel as chattel slavery. The result: they hated him even more fiercely, probably because his generosity was like rubbing salt into wounds.

          Obama’s constant wooing of those that hate him by refusing to implement the agenda of those that elected him has resulting in no converts, and demoralized the progressive community. He should realize by now that he is not like FDR who engendered hate because of his policies, he is hated because of who he is.

  24. Dennis says:

    Determined to prove Kstreet right, Ilse is back with another of her increasingly hysterical posts. Writing with malice toward all and charity toward none, the She Wolf starts by quoting Citizen Wells, then precedes to misrepresent a report by Bob Schieffer (because he’s no Citizen Wells) and quickly goes off on a wild and woolly rant as she slips free of any form of logic or facts and makes passionate love to her guns. Along the way, she accuses anybody who disagrees with her of being a traitor and works herself up into a fear driven paranoid tirade. And it is all Obama’s fault because he is lurking right outside her house just waiting to grab her weapons (and you don’t even want to know how many guns she has stashed away).

    Note to Ilse: Chill, honey bun. The current debate is not about taking away your numerous weapons. It’s about limiting the capacity (ammo and lethal quality). It’s also about better determining your mental condition before letting you have a gun. In your case, I personally wouldn’t let you near a steak knife but I’m afraid you will get to keep most of your guns (maybe minus the RPG you keep in your bedroom).

    • newname says:

      I kind of agree with Ilse that the problem is not guns, but crazy people. Hence, Ilse and her ilk are the problem. Waffen, nicht butter!

      • Dennis says:

        Actually, I am the one mentioning the mental health issue. That does not factor into Ilse’s thinking. According to her, everybody needs guns so Obama can’t drag us all off to his death camps and we need guns because of Benghazi (though I am a little hazy how she is connecting this one) and we need heavy duty guns because of all of the cowards and traitors in Washington.

        You see, really crazy people have no problems with crazy people having guns.

  25. newname says:

    Ilse should really move to Japan for a non-bleeding heart approach to health maintenance.

    Tee hee hee.

  26. Dennis says:

    Orly Taitz has now posted photos of her picketing near the White House yesterday. Looks kind of lonely out there. She’s holding a long winded sign about how her case is going before the Supreme Court. Yes, Orly. It is going before the Court about the same time that the aliens from Planet Mongo takes you back to the home planet.

    • newname says:

      Orly is certainly well-heeled; I, for the life of me, cannot figure out why she doesn’t invest in a wonder bra.

  27. newname says:

    Oh, noes…China abolishes “FEMA” camps. Now, where will Obama find his template.

  28. YankeeClipper says:

    Chart: Almost Every Obama Conspiracy Theory Ever

    Fake birth certificates, ghostwriters, teleprompters, a teenage trip to Mars, and more of the most paranoid and bizarro Obama conspiracy theories out there.

    –snip–

    Obama is gay: Which explains why he joined Rev. Jeremiah Wright’s church. No, really. (Via Corsi, of course.)

    Obama’s crack cocaine/gay sex/murder orgy cover-up: In 2008, a small-time conman named Larry Sinclair and his kilt-wearing lawyer held a press conference to tell the world of the future president’s murderous, drug-and-sodomy-fueled crimes.

    –snip–

    http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2012/10/chart-obama-conspiracy-theories

  29. Dennis says:

    Michelle Obama rolls her eyes after John Bonehead says something over lunch (though I suspect Bonehead provokes this response five times a day):

  30. newname says:

    I’m surprised (not really) that Jabba the slut did not appear at the inauguration ceremonies with a home-made sign to rival Orly’s in inaesthetics and kookiness.

    Is it because that he is a scofflaw? Pay the traffic fine, numbnuts, or you better never approach the WH again.

  31. Dennis says:

    Orly Taitz is all excited that she has finally got 7.500 signatures to her dumb petition. Since this is roughly the population of a modest sized town in Montana, I suggest we send her there. The two-bit burg can be called Orlyville and she can be queen-mayor. Just be sure to put a fence around the whole place (won’t take much wire) and keep her followers away from the sheep.

  32. Ruth Kessler says:

    Hi Everyone….

    KStreet….sorry about your Falcons and my Patriots….bummer!

  33. Meesh says:

    There’s a new post —–> HERE Let’s move everything there, K? Nice to see you Ruthie!

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