The Regulator Too

Welcome to our strange and wonderful place!

While we wait…just another fail.

Lawrence W. (Larry) SinclairSeptember 23 on Facebook:“There is a problem with our host servers which is making the LarrySinclair.com site not load when you attempt to visit the site. I am working with the host company to resolve this issue.”

DENNIS THE MENACE 1“Server” problems again? How odd. BTW, I also like how two folks posted “Like” to this FB post. Guess they have seen the web site and are thrilled to see it put out of its misery.

Took a quick peak over at his web site earlier today and it seems to load just fine. So I haven’t a clue what turd brain is claiming to be the problem. Sounds like another cheap excuse to

A. Avoid doing anything…

B. Desperate need to get attention (ironically, from us). Or maybe he didn’t bother to pay the cable bill and he is the one who can’t “load” correctly. Who knows…. Job-well-done-lws

 

Next up, exciting video of Fat Boy taking a whiz on a fire hydrant.

And the dog will still get more viewers….

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Rack ’em up, another fail!

Oh my! Here is the current statement at GoFundMe by the Master of Fail unicorn wrangler :

Larry Sinclair many fails 7363823_o” You will notice that donations are no longer being accepted on this campaign…I have discontinued this GoFundMe drive as it is clear that the drive will not reach the goal set for it in the time that I wanted it to happen.As I published in an article recently on this very subject, I am perfectly okay with the campaign not reaching its intended goal. The $500 offline contribution toward this goal has been returned to the donor. The book will still be available upon is nationwide release for ordering at that time.In an effort to make the upcoming release of the new book When One Man Stands a success it is our desire to raise the funds necessary to have a minimum of 10,000 Hardback copies of the book printed and available on the day of release to the general public.”

dennis_the_menace_incredibleSurprise! Surprise! In other words, the fund drive has been a complete failure. Nothing he has said over the past several years make a lick of sense and is just a load of gibberish to fool the suckers.He is returning the $500 because…well, under the rules of GoFundMe he doesn’t have to do that but if the offline donation was simply bull, then it doesn’t matter. Likewise, he seems to be closing it early (unless there actually was some other “issue” going on behind the scene).

So now we wait for GoFundMe Scampaign number 4. Maybe he will have a brain tumor again. Medical fund drives are always popular. Since  this current GoFundMe scampaign has crashed and burned, Fat Boy will have to fall back on the old saying: “When the going get tough, the tough blames us.” Yes, I have no doubt that once again we have used our evil mental powers learned from our Sith Lord and have created havoc on his noble quest. Odd thing. We are basically his only readers yet he treats us like dirt…He will have a very easy time blaming us. After all, we are evil. Everything we do is evil. Our thoughts are all evil. We shoot evil rays at him. When he looks in the mirror, he sees our evil grinning face glaring back at him. We are so evil that he can think of nothing else but our evilness.

So yeah, it is all our fault. I mean it couldn’t be that he is a stupid jackass who went out and made every boneheaded mistake possible in crowdfunding or anything like that…nooooo. It’s those evil regulator folks. Bah ha ha ha…and Lardo, while you continue to wallow in the numerous failures of trying to fleece money out of the same five or six people, remember that we (and I guess just we alone) still think of you. You will always have a place over here, Fat Boy. Love and Kisses from a fan.

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FatAss finally famous?

Oh I’ve stumbled upon this!. A hoot of a blog piece by Princess Sparkle Pony at Wonkette.com called:” What If Citizen Journalism Isn’t All It’s Cracked Up To Be?” http://wonkette.com/555759/what-if-citizen-journalism-isnt-all-its-cracked-up-to-be. The entire piece is a great read, but I’ve got to share this part of it:

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“I’m just not the “threaten to sue everybody all the time” type. What I need is something more pastoral. How about a tumbledown shack in South Carolina? Sounds really good! How about if it’s run by Larry Sinclair, that guy who years ago tried to convince an uncaring world that he gave Obama cocaine-fueled blowjobs in the back of a limousine? SOUNDS GREAT:

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‘I have started this GoFundMe in an effort to turn the home of my Grand Parents into a camp and trainging facility for citizen journalism. The Sinclair Southern Estate Institute would be bought and owned by those who help fund this project.I am looking for support in making Sinclair’s Southern Estate Institute a reality. SSEI will be a 19 acre site in rural SC that will be built into a camp program for children as well as a hands on facility for young & old adults in the citizen journalism field as well as bringing people together to find solutions for our nations problems by working together.The $150,000.00 will be used to accquire sole ownership of the 19 acre parcel and allow us to upgrade the home on the proprty while adding two dorm wings right away.We will need to secure the funding no later than September 1, 2014 in order to be able to accquire the property…’

So, OK, the Sinclair Southern Estate Institute doesn’t exactly exist yet, but that’s just because YOU haven’t kickstarted his crowdfunding or whatever so GET ON IT so that I can get the trainging I need for the citizen journalist stuff. This “GoFundMe” thing is enticing as all hell, because if you give Mr. Sinclair $10,000, for instance, then you’ll be “part owner of one half acre of the 19 acre project,” and even though I don’t know what, exactly, that means, SOUNDS GREAT! You guys! Do I have to remind you that this project is being run by Larry Sinclair, who Ben Smith described as having “a specialty in crimes involving deceit,” and whose press conference was called “stupefying” by Seth Colter Walls and “a circus act” by David Weigel? I don’t know about you, but studying journalism amidst a stupefying circus act with a specialty in crimes of deceit in South Carolina sounds like loads of fun. On the other hand, Sinclair just announced that he’s shutting down his “news service” (who knew?) because he doesn’t want to make “cozy deals with individuals or organizations for favorable coverage,” which I think means “no more blowjobs for you, Obama,” so maybe he isn’t the best choice after all.”

So yes, Fat Boy. You are famous (kind of). Just not the way you seem to think. I’m sure your fans love you. Now if you just had some fans…..It was right after this failure that he flipped back to the bogus book racket promoting:”When One Man Stands Scams (due out at the end of August 2014?! after a two year delay) as well as a third book tentatively titled When Throwing in the Towel is not an Option“. I assume that when this doesn’t work, he may be back to bogus money orders.Just another day in the fantasy world of Lardo SinkLiar, author, journalist, and professional unicorn wrangler.Larry Sinclair Scam Artist 23f28ab5_o

 

 

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We’re waiting!

denis_la_malice15.jpg DennisQuick note from a fan:

OK Fat Boy. I think I see your problem. Web site design isn’t exactly your thing. It is very complex, especially when you have to follow those easy-to-use instructions that come with the user friendly templates provided by the site and intended for complete digital idiots as a fool proof approach (widely used by children and old people). It is very, very hard for someone as “special” as you. No wonder you have gotten all sore and have started calling us “idiots.” I feel your pain….OK, not really but I’m just trying to be nice.

Especially since you are probably a little down at the moment. It’s a shame you had to lose your news site.  Over here, we luved the snooze site. Why, that exciting 40+ photo essay you did on a minor car accident down the street from your apartment was simply breath taking. It was almost as exciting as your thrilling accounts of the one-man crime wave you use to run in Colorado. You know, the multi-part and extremely convoluted attack piece about the evil Carmen Segura, the main witness against you in that little legal misunderstanding. It was simply stunning how you took a minor drug operation and turned it into an inter-state smuggling ring. And you even managed to slip it all right past your parole officer.

But let’s face it, your so-called news site was a complete disaster. You had no readers, you had no donors, you had no real advertising, you had nothing. That site was so lackluster that even you had a hard time working up enough steam to post anything for weeks on end. It must have been hell over there. Only Ilse had the balls to post her biweekly rant like clockwork (at least until even she gave up on you).

Obviously, it is going to be hard to capture the old magic of your salad days back in the first half of 2008. Yep, those days were swell. All you had to do was make up some whoppers about that guy from Illinois and then tell people how you were almost dead from your “brain tumor” and gosh golly gee whiz, you need money to carry on the good fight – though I seem to recall that you had phrased the pitch in such a manner that you simply said you wanted money, you didn’t actually say for what. But man oh man, the suckers sent you the dough. Those were easy pickings.

Then it started to taper off. Ironically, you were still alive and you were still producing absolutely no proof of anything and some folks – including some of your own original supporters – started asking way too many questions and you had to carefully answer them with a resounding “Fuck off!” Oh sure, that murder thing gave you a brief boast on the donation line. Good thing that nutty interview person mentioned the case to you since you had obviously never heard of Donald Young until that moment and that crazy stunt gave you a brief but vital second breath at the scam line.

But its over. Most of the suckers have drifted off. The money is pretty much gone thanks to your booze and “fun” habits. Besides, the Obama years are coming to their final stretch and the wing nutter universe is shifting its attack engines toward other people and you are pretty much left high and dry (and no, I don’t think you had a night of wild sex and drugs with Hillary – Ric Perry on the other hand….). You have become a one-trick johnny and the circus is over and the clowns have moved on to other shows.

I understand that you are trying to “reinvent” yourself. You really suck at it but I can see the reasons for some crucial re-branding. So now you are Lawrence W. SinkLiar, author. BTW, you do know that as an author you are suppose to be writing stuff. I mean really writing stuff. Not the kind of stupid crappy little nasty blog and social media posts that you do. Nor something like that cut-n-paste so-called book (that you also still own – why are you even going around claiming you sold the copyright when it is so obvious that you haven’t done anything of the sort? – weird, just weird).

As for the second book, come on. Who the hell wants to read your bullshit story about your bogus suicide attempt (and shameless but failed effort at panhandling for “funeral” money – BTW, you really need to be dead first before anyone can try soliciting for that – just FYI). Or about your wacko doddle stay at a nut house in West Virgina. Nobody gives a damn, you idiot. Who do you think you are, Princess Di or something. Nobody cares!

So now you are busy setting up a bunch of new social media accounts. Guess you have heard how the use of social media works magic in the financial and commercial realm. But in truth, it doesn’t. Not the way you are doing it. All you got is a mess of nothing and nothing is all that you will be getting out of it. I don’t know who you have been talking to about social media (though I have a strong suspicion and I am sure that he is as good as a web consultant as he is as an attorney), but you seem to have gotten some lousy advise and you are doing it all wrong.

Which is OK. You are finished. The game is over. Not only are you beating a dead horse, but the body has already been taken away to the glue factory. You got to move on to a new racket, you moron. It is quite simply OVER!

You once asked “Is Larry Sinclair Still Relevant?” That’s an easy one. No! Heck man, even your fellow wing nutters don’t pay you any attention. You are more out dated that a damn Nehru jacket with love beads. You have become more forgettable than last night’s fart in a rain. Why heck, we can spend days over here coming up with all the ways you are irrelevant. To be honest, it’s kind of a fun break from real work.

But you are done. Kaput. Finished. Over and out.

….Oh and there’s a “welcome video” too… scratching my head, welcome to what? 🙄

Huh?  Now claims he has over 14 million readers…. Larry Sickcliar said on August 18th 2014–>”Six plus years at barely 50000 compared to more than 8 million visits. Who is the epic failure again?”

Magically POS added about 6 million more views since yesterday. Should have over a billion by tomorrow, I suspect. Vodka must really be kicking in tonight. YouTube viewer count is now up to 3 (counting me). We are the only people looking at this damn thing.

The stupid bastard should thank us for our “support” but nooooo. Oh well. His equally stupid GoFuckMe campaign is still at $00.00. Good thing he made a dollar fifty off his web site (well, the amount Harry paid is strictly chump change). He still can’t get his new web site running for reasons that make absolutely no sense whatsoever. He still hasn’t produced a book. Despite his wild and crazy method of counting (you see Fat Boy, we use the available mainstream systems for these counts – not the bats you have flying around in your head), he has NO READERS.

But what do I know, according to POS  I’m just hanging around with a bunch of losers who are merely lucky to get the occasional back swipe from the master’s hand.

Oh boy, the new web site has a new sign:

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“Site is Under Maintenance:

We are having to reinstall all site template code. Forgive us while we work out a few of the kinks in the new LarrySinclair.com site.“

OK, can somebody tell me how you screw up this one?

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Another day… a different scam attempt.

daniel-el-travieso.jDennis pgI was just getting ready to celebrate Day Six of the no snooze is good snooze event and LongTimeLurker had to go and throw me for a loop with Fatboy’s latest “Here we go:Sinclair News has a big plan and with your help it can become a reality in as little as two months.Click here to support Sinclair Southern Estate by Larry Sinclair http://www.gofundme.com“–> http://www.gofundme.com/SSEI1?utm_medium=wdgt “

Yes, having failed so far in everything from IT repair to basic fund raising, POS is now going for the big bucks. A journalism institute (where, presumably, he might try learning even the most basic points of a field he hasn’t a clue to). Yep, he wants to buy his grandparents house (which I thought he had absolutely no claim to which was one reason for his obscene tirade against the rest of his family) and build a whole series of educational buildings (despite having no background in non-profit development – and BTW, has he actually cleared this project for non-profit status – I don’t think so) devoted to “citizen” journalism (where you just make crap up) and resolving political issues (none of which he has a clue to either). Oh, and based upon his copy, I assume he will devote a whole building to the finer points of grammar and spelling.

And the suckers have to hurry. Offer is only good till Sept. 1 (?) which is kind of an impossible date (you see, real fund drives of this type take time to promote and achieve – in this case, probably about a year normally – especially if you actually did it for real and devoted time to the necessary organizational and financial management structures needed) and seems based on something that he really isn’t too clear about (like maybe he is trying to fleece the folks back home in Camden?).

So tell Ken Olsen and the other two or three jackasses out there that Fat Boy wants it all. So clean out those bank accounts, baby! Daddy needs new shoes (and booze, and snacks, and…heck, you know the drill with this asshole).animated119 Look

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  Created  on July 23, 2014 by Larry Sinclair: ” I have started this GoFundMe in an effort to turn the home of my Grand Parents into a camp and trainging facility for citizen journalism. The Sinclair Southern Estate Institute would be bought and owned by those who help fund this project.I am looking for support in making Sinclair’s Southern Estate Institute a reality. SSEI will be a 19 acre site in rural SC that will be built into a camp program for children as well as a hands on facility for young & old adults in the citizen journalism field as well as bringing people together to find solutions for our nations problems by working together.The $150,000.00 will be used to accquire sole ownership of the 19 acre parcel and allow us to upgrade the home on the proprty while adding two dorm wings right away.We will need to secure the funding no later than September 1, 2014 in order to be able to accquire the property. For each contribution of $15.00 the contributor will in effect own one square foot of the project….   “
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Ding Dong theTroll’s gone!

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Now that we can get back to business ;

Here’s live footage from Los Angeles :

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Kenny Baby what were you doing over here? Shouldn’t you have been posting on Orly’s site? Or did she ban your ass too?

Quick note to SinkLiar: You are going to need a new regulator. The last one simply wasn’t working out. Too crude and totally lacking in the right sense of craft and skill. Also, I suspect he oversold his technical expertise. I know, good help is hard to find for free. Even harder when you trick them into paying you. You might have to pony up real money next time.AnimatedDogswaving

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Lies, lies, deception…

Facebook post by SickLiar (I’ve taken a screen shot)
https://www.facebook.com/TheLarrySinclair

Larry Sinclair shared a link.
June 13 ·”After three completely unnecessary trips to Colorado (though I am glad I was able to reconnect with good friends and meet kids) and almost $32,000.00 in costs the matter is over. Costs were in travel expenses, Attorney fees etc and not a penny was paid to the Court, DA or anyone else associated with this case”

 

liar_xlargeComing up with “almost $32,000″ to cover court costs is personal income/revenue. How does one collecting $674 per month, $8,088 per year Social Security disability continue to receive it after they’ve declared this income/revenue to Social Security?

We know a bunch was what Ken Olsen paid for the rights to the book. It’s almost impossible to call the balance a loan because who is going to loan tens of thousands of dollars to a guy who has been collecting roughly $8,088 per year disability since 2001, been a career con man in theft/deception and has been sued all over the place over the years by people trying to collect money from him? When the IRS see that, even if it’s called a loan, they treat it as income because there’s no realistic expectation of it ever being paid back.

I’d also point out a lie/deception/speaking with forked tongue:
https://www.lsnewsgroup.com/colorado-vs-larry-sinclair-2001cr727/

Sinclair was required to post a $15,000.00 surety bond including a non-refundable premium of $1500.00 on March 22, 2014.

Reconcile these two statements from the two above quotes and how they can both be true:
” not a penny was paid to the Court, DA or anyone else associated with this case”
and “Sinclair was required to post a $15,000.00 surety bond including a non-refundable premium of $1500.00 on March 22, 2014″

I just don’t see how they can both be true.

Apologies to Kstreet that we didn’t spend more time on all of his lies/deceptions in this particular blog – so I added that one to our list of many. 🙂

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What’s “factually false”?!

Let me just say that you guys are simply awesome in your quest to expose the dirt-bag Sinclair at every turn. I apologize for not being as diligent as I used to be…This is my observation of our recent visitor: monkey5Like so many other conspiracy, birther and teabagger nuts, this guy whose username is “Lysander Spooner” Kenneth Olsen just sticks a finger in his ear and yells: “I can’t hear you, na na na na na!” He doesn’t want truth or facts, he wants to rekindle a dead horse. Good luck with that!

For the time being, why not concentrate on the “factually false” statements, crazy distortions, and just plain gibberish in Larry Sinclair’s book which this guy bought the rights to and show him how he got scammed…Will “Lysander Spooner” listen? “Na na na na ”not likely, but for any potential suckers buyers who wander in, we might save them some dollar$.

“Effective immediately Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder? will no longer be sold by us in any form. The rights to the book have been sold and the new owner of the book rights will make the book available in the near future. The Amazon Kindle version will be available through Sinclair up until May 1, 2014.”

 

“Barack Obama & Larry Sinclair: Cocaine, Sex, Lies & Murder? rights have been sold to Movie Skool LLC and will be offered via Amazon Kindle under their name and copyright which became effective on May 1, 2014. The Registered Agent on file for this company is Kenneth Olsen and is located at 180-6333 W 3rd St Los Angeles, CA 90048. The company’s principal address is 6230 Wilshire #1234 Los Angeles, CA 90048.”

If you’re up to it we can do a TOP TEN LIST that we can prominently display in this thread.

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As an added bonus on ThrowBackThursday from our archives…A gift from badpoet.

This one’s for you Ken. Carry On Guys!

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Spoon-fed by Kenneth Olsen.

In regards to your comment:

903d06459f76311e6eaccbaaea70a513 Lysander Spooner says:June 16, 2014 at 2:45 pm “Perhaps you fools would benefit from reading the book “The Myth of Mental Illness” by Dr. Thomas Szasz.Let us put your hatred of Larry Sinclair in context. Obviously his claims threaten your perceptions and conclusions about the individual who claims to be barack Obama.Given obama’s serial lies and power-grabs, why do you hold him in such high esteem? If barack obama comes out gay, wouldn’t you all be very proud of him? Why are you homophobic towards Larry Sinclair?”

 

DENNIS THE MENACE 1Sorry guy. Lardo’s bullshit does not threaten our perception of much of anything. His gibberish and deceit for financial gain along with his slanderous comments about many, many people (its a long list) as well as his long list of victims he has scammed during an amazingly long low life career.

Homophobic? Not really. From what I have heard (like at Breitbart) you are the one with a problem, bub. Of course, Fat Boy is often an odd ball mix of a self-loathing gay guy who has seesawed like crazy between being a hungry bottom (his words – not our’s) and an opponent of gay rights. Oh well, it’s a funny old world.

We hold Obama in high esteem? I don’t know. We are usually so busy going after SinkLiar we really don’t take much time trading political notes. In fact, you are the only person to bring up the subject in quite a long time. Sounds to me like you’ve got some kind of obsession there, you know.

The book by Dr. Szasz? Well, since his book is based on the argument that mental illness doesn’t exactly exist in the manner that the medical profession states and that treatment as we know it is, at best, useless, I kind of think that your whole first defense of Fat Boy (that he is mentally ill) has just been completely negated by…you. Or didn’t you read the book? Oh god, don’t tell me. You are also a psychologist (just didn’t need that damn license and stuff).

So tell me Ken, what is it about Fatso that has so shaped your own perception that you have abandoned common sense and embraced his brand of Kool-Aid? I mean something besides the financial connection between you and him. Just vaguely curious. But only vaguely.

In my younger days, I use to ride the city buses a lot. There were always a few major nut jobs on the bus who had to jabber at me for most of the trip. Your postings remind me much of those days….

Another last note to Mr. “Spoonhead”: You also said that we should “…try to focus on articulating your actual attitude towards Larry Sinclair.” But when we do you then say that we are being “…cruel and stupid,…” So what is it?

Oh dear me. Guess we will just have to agree to disagree. But since you are obviously bucking to be the star of the looney bin yourself, may we add you to the list along with Fat Boy? To be honest, bitch slapping you the past two days have been the high point of my month.

By the way, you do know that the real Lysander Spooner would have puked on at least half of what you believe? Just a little bit of FYI. Of course he is long dead and can’t sue or anything which is what makes your type of grave robbing barely legal.

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Will Sickliar go to jail?

Larry Sinclair is wantedI agree with Dennis that anything is possible because we haven’t seen the evidence. But if they have solid evidence he committed forgery, I think Larry will  go to jail for a number of reasons:

a) He’s ticked off the DA’s office with bogus charges.
b) Colorado have built a better prison for this type of troubled prisoner that will minimize his litigious tendencies because they can keep him caged with absolute minimal human contact.
c) He’s a classic habitual offender and Colorado is one of the toughest on habitual offender sentencing.
d) In part due to his mental illness, he will never have any remorse, as he never has, and therefore, he will never stop committing criminal offences.
e) He’s been a tremendous burden on society while he’s been out of jail (FBI, Secret Service, law enforcement, White House family, bureaucrats in government, etc), will never carry his own weight and half of what it will cost to incarcerate him will be paid for by relief of not having to pay him social security while he’s in prison. In other words, as far as the public is concerned, it’s arguably substantially cheaper for the public to keep him in jail.
f) He’s admitted to smuggling illegal aliens and drug trafficking for which he hasn’t been convicted so a sentence for forgery helps pay that debt to society.
g) He’s evaded Colorado justice as a fugitive felon.
h) If they look at what he’s told him, he’s arguably committed a felony in perjury in his affidavits.
i) Very arguably the only reason he got off passing counterfeit money orders in Delaware was for political reasons – not because he was innocent – another debt to society not fully paid.
j) He’s one of the biggest fucking useless dead weight assholes I’ve ever encountered.

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