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memo to Larry…

OK, it is time for another memo to Larry (the Butthead) Sinclair:

(in reply to—->When Politics Turn Facts into Fiction, and Fiction into Facts Part II of III )

denis_la_malice15.jpg DennisDear Butthead, as one of your more faithful (actually, I may be your only) reader, I can’t help but(t) notice that your defense is running a little thin. You see, in a case like yours, the core “facts” have to do with some woman’s tax checks having some how acquired forged signatures and ending up in your bank account. These “facts” (also called “evidence”) suggest that either you or someone you are closely associated with (for example, your mama) had taken these checks, forged them and then banked them into your account. Perhaps you were not aware of this, but this is considered a “felony.”In most states, this is treated as a “crime.”

To defend yourself, you have to come up with a plausible story as to how this could have happened without your knowledge as well as why you didn’t return the money after you discovered this outrageous act. Or you might just fall back on some claim that the victim did it because she was out to frame you (which I assume is where you are trying to go with your increasingly lurid but also pretty stupid story). Of course, this still doesn’t explain why you wouldn’t give the money back and instead bolted for the hills when the judge wasn’t falling for some of your other outrageous stories…but I guess the case is still young, so to speak.

me-1999-275x187However, I kind of understand your problem. I mean, here you were back in the days just running a simple little inter-state drug running operation making lots of money while breaking a bunch of major federal laws – you know, the kind that should have slammed your butt back in prison for the next thirty or more years – and some cheap little hussy sets you up (yeah, sure) just because she caught you doing the wild thing with her drunk husband and its like, come on, since you are such a manly man of a stud muffin, why heck I’m sure the poor slob couldn’t help himself. I can hear him now softly sighing “Oh El Gordo…sweet El Gordo.”

Too bad that actually has nothing to do with the case – which still has to do with her checks in your account with forged signatures.

Of course, her brother owed you lots of money because gosh golly gee whiz, not only were you an inter-state drug dealer but you were also running a charity and oh gee you couldn’t do enough to help this guy out (though your “help” is starting to sound a bit like loan sharking to me). And since her brother owed you money, gee I bet you felt that her checks ought to belong to you to cover his debts. Too bad the law doesn’t see it that way. They still call it theft and forgery (though it helps to explain why you wouldn’t give the money back because gee golly, you worked hard to steal those checks damnit)).

BTW, you do know that you are basically confessing to committing the crime. Your weird and twisted sense of self-justification is totally and legally invalid. The rest of your utterly ludicrous drivel is completely irrelevant and most (if not all of it) will not be permitted into court because it has nothing to do with the actual case…

Which is all about how her checks ended up in your account with forged signatures.

free-laughing-smiley-emoticon.gif LMAO“… A photograph was taken of Rogelio pulling the waist band of my sweat pants open looking at my butt. That photo will also be used in the defending against these knowingly false charges.”

So now you want to enter a photo of your butt as evidence. ROLF! I bet the DA’s office can’t wait to add that pic to their dart board. But it just doesn’t matter. Nobody wants to see your butt (or at least not until you get back to Cell Block D). And your butt doesn’t have a damn thing to do with the case (unless that is how you signed those checks). I know that you are a self-confessed “hungry bottom,” but you got to think beyond your butt, you turd brain.

So let’s be honest (and just listen to me, my friend Senor Butthead), you are screwed. Your crime was so low grade and stupid and you left such a clear trail right to your door that it almost seemed that you wanted to get caught. But then I remembered. Oh yeah, you spent a large chunk of your adult life in prison because you kept getting caught committing really crappy stupid crimes in a wildly sloppy manner. Like maybe crime really isn’t your best “career” thing. I mean let’s face it Larry, you totally suck as a criminal.

But that’s OK. You are pretty use to the prison life and since you seem to be having a tough go on the outside, maybe it is best this way. I think maybe you have a secret desire to get back in stir, see your old friends, meet some new faces, turn the other “check” twice a day. So keep up the good work. With your “defense,” you will be spending the next 25 years in lock up in no time.

P.S. Please be sure to post that butt photo. I was hoping to download it as my new screensaver.

I should add a P.S.S. When you enter your butt as evidence, be sure to make the cops dust it for fingerprints. Then claim that they found Obama’s fingerprints (since I assume you haven’t washed in the last couple of decades). You can then add that to your “book” and watch the sales sky rocket (well, at least watch it go from 0 to 1).

Also, when you do post that photo of your butt, would it be OK if I animated it? Trust me, juries love talking buttholes. After all, they see them every day in court.

Sincerely, A Fan

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Lookie “Go Fund Me” Fundraiser

While trolling around SinclairNews’ pathetic Twitter channel https://twitter.com/SinclairNews  I found the tweet below and then other information unfolded with a video.

I’m certain Sinclair was advised  against posting further online but the “narcissist” can’t help himself, what does he do? He creates a video filled with threats.

Good Luck goes to his ATY/ Karl,S. Tameler!

Disclaimer: “The RegulatorToo” makes all reasonable efforts to ensure that  our viewers are prepared.The content of this video may be detrimental to your health (nausea, and  vision). View with utmost caution and at your own risk, suggested,wear a pair of sturdy hipwaders.

 

“Why I need you to Contribute through Go Fund Me

Published on 12 Apr 2014 by Larry Sinclair

The Go Fund Me account that was recently set up was done so that I might be able to hire the Attorney I need to fight these false charges which certain former DA’s have kept active for nothing more than to score political points and favors from other.

Please help us raise the $15,000.00 we need to cover the legal fees needed if this case is taken to trial and the $5000 needed before the Attorney makes his formal appearance.” Updated posted by Larry Sinclair 20 days ago “Please take a moment and listed  <– :eyeroll: to the brief video clip I have shared with you. Your help is being sought so that I might be able to defend myself against charges the prosecutors already know are false, but who continue to push the case not for Justice, but for Political posturing.

 And for whoever’s interested – here’s Larry’s FUNDRAISING site…

Larry’s Legal Defense Fund”—-> http://www.gofundme.com/873wtc

 

 1780819_837697756257382_1145041169_nCreated by Larry Sinclair on April 9, 2014  DAYTONA BEACH, FL

 On March 20, 2014 I was arrested on a warrant from Colorado which was changed in December 2012 in retaliation for my filing a FOIA request against a Deputy Distrcit Attorney in Pueblo, Colorado. The warrant which was originally issued in 2001 and was then taken and turned into a Political football in the 2008 Presidential elections was to be dismissed altogether in 2008. Former Deputy DA Stephen A. Jones (for political purposes) filed a factually false motion before a Judge in December 2012 asking that the warrant be amended to nationwide in retaliation for filing of FOIA request against him and his office. Since my arrest I have posted the bond and flew from my home in Florida to Colorado. I need to hire an Attorney in Colorado and I need to travel back and forth between Florida and Colorado until this matter is resolved. I have put all of my art collection up for sale along with a 1995 bottle of Dom Perignon but until they sell I need to raise $15,000 ($10,000) required to hire Attorney before April 28, 2014. In addition to my art collection I am putting the complete rights to my first book up for sale as well. The charges are false and even though the prosecuters know them to be false, they continue to push the matter for political posturing for themselves.”

Pretty pathetic or surprising that  he’s got $500 collected.

And now it’s time for Dennis’ Teachable Moments (views about the video) :

Proffesor_dennisOK, where do we start.

1. They are not alleged charges. They are simply charges. Signed, sealed and delivered in court etc etc. So you are up on charges for alleged crimes. Keep it straight, asshole.

2. As for your claim that the charges were suppose to have been dismissed – who cares. The only thing that matters is what is in the court record. The only move on record was your own half-baked attempt to get the charges dismissed (remember that brain tumor thing) and that was tossed by the judge. So the charges were never dismissed, period. It doesn’t matter if some one at the DA’s office made some weird claim for you to save your money and not come back etc (which doesn’t even sound like any DA I have ever met – and I have met a few). Nothing happened in the court record. That is the only record that matters in this issue. Further, the DA’s office couldn’t dismiss it on their own. It would have to be dismissed by the judge. Oh sure, the DA could go in and say that they are wanting to withdraw the charges, but the judge then has to say Hokey Dokey. Case dismissed. Of course they would also want you ideally to be in court for this moment. So where were you?

3. Why are you wasting your time going online with your long winded, sorry ass, and extremely confusing “defense” when you have an attorney who’s job is to go before the judge and the DA and make your defense. Not only are your numerous online postings meaningless, but your own attorney should be telling you to shut the hell up while he tries to figure out your defense. That is what you are paying him for.

4. No, you do not get to threaten everybody with putting them on the stand. Your attorney gets to figure out who to call as a witness. You don’t get to call anybody. Again, that is what you are paying him for. May I also warn you right now that you are getting close to “witness intimation,” and your own attorney will tell you that you need to add to the charges like he needs more idiots like you for clients.

5. Quit trying to skirt around the fugitive in flight issue. It doesn’t matter if you kept popping up online letting people know where you were and stuff. You skipped out on the charges and never came back. That is fugitive flight. No ifs, no ands, no buts. What do you call it. A vacation?

So you are on YouTube hustling for money? So far you have 32 viewers. Discounting some one like myself (who watched for the hope of some cheap laughs), you have had about maybe 15 real viewers tops? You need how much? Good luck with that, Charley. You come off in the video as too pathetic to be lame and too lame to be pathetic. But the nasal tone hacking and snorting sound effects combined with the poor quality slasher flick lighting design really makes this video a perverse must see.

Last thing: Do I have this straight. Your defense is that you were in Texas shacking up with a male hooker while some one unknown forged those checks and popped them into your bank account? Gee, what a fiend this person must be. Maybe it’s that bogus DA who kept telling you to save your drinking money and not worry about those silly charges?

 

And now it’s Where’s The Proof Larry?’s turn to weigh in…

 

4a1a88c89c4ef2cebbee6cbcd2479698.jpg WTPL avatarI was reviewing his affidavit along with the video above

As we’ve said many times before, this has nothing to do with politics and everything to do with the facts and circumstances in this case as I know them from the information he has provided. He won’t accept that. That’s a key part of his problem as a habitual offender – it’s always someone else’s fault. This happened in 2000-2001 – long before he can claim he had anything to do with politics. His innocence or guilt isn’t going to be determined by politics. It will be determined by a jury of his peers judging his innocence or guilt based upon the facts in this case – if it even gets that far.

I don’t care to go into the details of why but after my review this evening, he is in deep, deep shit. Anything can happen in a court case, but the odds of him prevailing on the original criminal charges seem slim to me.

Another thing that hit me reviewing his affidavit was the hypocrisy of him complaining to the court authorities about the threats of harm and death threats directed towards him and his family. Isn’t that what he’s done to us for six years? Meesh is still getting them on this blog. So just maybe, justice is about to be done on that count. I truly hope so. His claims about us doing that back to him are as facetious as his claims against past Deputy DA Jones. Some guy threatened him on Youtube but he had nothing to do with us.

My father nearly yanked me out of a private boys school when I was young for fighting. I absolutely couldn’t stand bullies. I was reflecting on that here some. I wasn’t big but I could take care of myself. I didn’t lose a fight.

One thing that troubled me about it was flirting with hypocrisy. I was in effect bullying the bully to get “my way”. And because it takes two to fight, it made it less clear within the school who was on the side of right – in spite of the fact that after my first fight, I made it crystal clear why I had fought and would continue to fight if the school didn’t do something about the bullying. To some extent, we have experienced that here. Mitch alluded to it on the M&N blog not long before they shut it down.

When you get down in the mud scrapping with a scumbag like Sinclair, you get dirty. There’s a long history and it’s not simple to explain – or I haven’t found a way to concisely explain it. It’s therefore, harder for folks on the outside to identify who is on the side of right.

A key thing I couldn’t stand about bullies was they would pick on guys who physically couldn’t fight back – ALWAYS. To some degree, we’ve seen that with Sinclair’s threats. The people he’s really gone hard after more frequently are the women: Sheila, Lynne, Meesh, etc. I have great disdain for him for that. It sunk in about a week ago during an email exchange with Sheila. She had to look after her grandson who was home with asthma and on another day take him or another of her grandchildren to a soccer game.

And so it bothers me that this heartless sick prick IS GOING AFTER A GRANDMOTHER! (again)

And just maybe that’s a part of what bothers him: that a bunch of housewives and grandmothers – NOT paid Obama bloggers like he’s claimed – stood up to his threats and intimidation on their own dime and kicked his sorry ass.

I’m so proud of you ladies. I really am

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