Okay I’ve been around investigating,working really hard…
Now that I’m awake errr here….
Are You Guys Ready for Christmas?
10 Life Hacks You Need To Know For Christmas!
December 14, 1900
Quantum Theory of modern physics is born!
Turn the volume up and
Enjoy this symphony!
Lyrics after the jump, maybe FatAss can learn a thing or two – okay The theory of Evolution comes next 🙂
Lyrics:
[Morgan Freeman] So, what are we really made of? Dig deep inside the atom and you’ll find tiny particles Held together by invisible forces
Everything is made up Of tiny packets of energy Born in cosmic furnaces
[Frank Close] The atoms that we’re made of have Negatively charged electrons Whirling around a big bulky nucleus
[Michio Kaku] The Quantum Theory Offers a very different explanation Of our world
[Brian Cox] The universe is made of Twelve particles of matter Four forces of nature
That’s a wonderful and significant story
[Richard Feynman] Suppose that little things Behaved very differently Than anything big
Nothing’s really as it seems It’s so wonderfully different Than anything big
The world is a dynamic mess Of jiggling things It’s hard to believe
[Kaku] The quantum theory Is so strange and bizarre Even Einstein couldn’t get his head around it
[Cox] In the quantum world The world of particles Nothing is certain It’s a world of probabilities
(refrain)
[Feynman] It’s very hard to imagine All the crazy things That things really are like
Electrons act like waves No they don’t exactly They act like particles No they don’t exactly
[Stephen Hawking] We need a theory of everything Which is still just beyond our grasp We need a theory of everything, perhaps The ultimate triumph of science
(refrain)
[Feynman] I gotta stop somewhere I’ll leave you something to imagine
The Regulator Too 
Hey Everybody! Meesheemey’s back!! Happy days are here again! Glad to know you are not a casualty of Rob Ford or something.
So you’ve been “investigating”, huh? I always suspected you know more than you let on – a regular Nancy Drew. So what have you found out?
What did I find out?
1) Wiping bread crumbs and bread imprint off your face, (that’s been there for more than a week) ain’t easy.
2) Found out what we knew all along that—-> http://www.lsnewsgroup.com/
EPIC FAIL!
3) It’s been a mighty weird week too—> http://bit.ly/1bD1guZ
4) Oh yeh Where’s the book FatAss?!
My hunch, considering his neighbors, is that he either made war or made peace. If he made war, he’s either in the hospital or in jail. If he made peace, he’s probably in a drug induced stupor (or frenzy depending on the drug.) He will probably eventually show up again, though. His phony news site is all he has.
LTL
I found FatAss on Twitter===> https://twitter.com/SinclairNews He’s trying to sale some *art* or *move it* whatever 🙄
Hah!
So he’s trying to move stolen (or computer generated – after all, he “hasn’t been able to locate the artist”) “art”. If he’s nickel and diming it like that I wouldn’t be surprised if he’s trying to scrape together enough to pay whatever he needs to pay before he will be allowed to resume posting.
A casualty of Rob Ford…Nah he’s too busy getting sued, his big yap gets him in trouble again===> http://news.nationalpost.com/2013/12/12/reporter-daniel-dale-suing-rob-ford-over-alleged-pervert-accusation-during-conrad-black-interview/
We’re baaaaack!
Hello Kids and warm Holiday Greetings from Mitch and Nan.
Hope all are well. LOVE the hilarity of this video and each of you.
Still heart you, Meesh.
Hey Frank! Surprise, surprise – a blast from the past! Good to hear from you. Hang around for a while and add to the fun.
HEH Yippee! Look who’s here (((((((((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))) I missed all of you guys…. especially my FrankNDouche!
Heyyyyyyy Frank, LTNS! The warmest of Holiday Greetings backatcha (and M&N as well).
LTL, for the record “Nah!” you worry too much… I’m not overly-sensitive, I wasn’t upset…
I decided to walk away from the “eat my dick” comment because the comments were nestled way up in that area…”also” it was time to stick a fork in the topic…it was REALLY done…I shouldn’t have brought it up in the first place. It was just some Twitter “Hype”.
I was just killing time trying to come up with an idea for a new post….the thread was getting heavy. It’s nice to be able to breathe with a less congested thread…overloaded with comments. Also it was thoughtful of you, that you were concerned, however I’m sorry that you felt, you were the cause…and “NO” don’t walk away, we need you. 🙂
Tapping my foot…Now what did you do with Dennis and KStreet? HeHe
In the meantime – do you drink beer? Want to be a hit at the next party, be a know-it-all?
And I love your choice of words.
Wow!
I’m around. Since I have been monitoring the News Site, I am in about the same condition as the girl in the photo above. So Jabba is on Twitter trying to sale “art” works? Is this barely a step above his attempt to sell off that busted up laptop? Maybe he should go back to the bogus money order racket.
I’ve updated the main post (turn your volume up – a loverly Symphony) – take a listen, I love Morgan Freeman and the rest of the cast!
Hi Dennis and of course the incorrigible LongTimeLurker <–(time to move on 🙂 )
Happy Quantum Day! Yeh I'm a science geek of sorts.
About FatAss trying to fence anything on Twitter – he's got 350 followers of which 330 are dead accounts – the rest are Robots….some News site…Good luck to him… Another EPIC FAIL!
Have a fabulous day!
Meesheemey where do you come up with your stuff? I’m still laughing despite its racist overtones. I gotta listen to the scatting again. Is that Morgan Freeman? LOL!
Morgan Freeman, the lead post? Not racial… the other is a Jungle Book song, they hired someone who is singing. It’s a Disney movie…
Today, December 14th is Monkey Day, you know the animal===> http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Monkey_Day
Also reference to FatBoy, a wannabe on Twitter.
Yeah. I always thought the Jungle Book was racist too. 🙂
The song was sung by Louis Prima for the movie…
you have to watch the video on YouTube, it’s quite interesting why Disney execs selected Prima and his band to play the part of King Louie…
Not racist, a Dixieland Swing Band and it’s known that monkeys swing in trees.
Get it?
The movie is not racist (unless you want to see it that way) It’s brilliant! Obviously you never watched it, read the book, you should LTL…you’re never too old for Kipling or a Disney animated film.
FYI LTL Did you know that “The Jungle Book” was written in (1894) it’s a collection of stories by English Nobel laureate Rudyard Kipling, ever hear of him? Anyway, got problems with racism? Rudyard Kipling’s original and Disney’s 1967 movie. How to Adapt The Jungle Book (and Not Make It Racist) ===> http://bit.ly/19LHaPw 🙄
O.K. geeky Meesheemey, so quantum theory is one of those concepts I never found the need to learn anything about whatsoever. But now that you’ve mentioned it I’m all ears. Wikipedia said “In physics, a quantum (plural: quanta) is the minimum amount of any physical entity involved in an interaction”. Is that your understanding? Why would anyone celebrate a “quantum” – much less name a day for it?
(I feel so inadequate.) 🙂
December 14 1900: Germany – quantum theory was born as physicist Max Planck published his study of the effect of radiation on a “blackbody” substance, which won him the Nobel Prize in Physics in 1918.
That explanation contains no hint of the enthusiasm of “a science geek of sorts.” But that’s in keeping with the treatment I’ve noticed from science geeks over the years. Once you all realize someone is not one of them they refuse to go any further into that area of the conversation, leaving me feeling inadequate.
Do you want me to explain Quantum Physics?
LTL, if you *read* the lyrics of the main post, it explains it..so you don’t need me…that’s why I posted the video. Or else…Dr.Stephen Hawking is still alive, he’ll probably be glad to fill you in, providing you can understand him===> http://bit.ly/1fuzOEN
He knows his stuff, a very interesting man.
Okay, that explains why I was confused about your Morgan Freeman reference. I thought you were saying his was the voice in the Jungle Book cartoon. I didn’t see the Quantum Theory video until now. I appreciate you taking the time to try to figure out what the hell I was talking about. A lot of people would have just smiled politely and brushed me off.
BTW, I try to practice what I preach in that regard. When I’m talking to people and don’t get their point, I never assume they are off their rockers and just dismiss them. I always assume I’m not getting their point and try to stay with them until I get it (whether I agree with them or not.).
Thanks
Was the actual Morgan Freeman video there from the start or just the website?
The Morgan Freeman video (symphony of quantum physics) was there since yesterday morning or very late Friday night….I wanted you guys to look at it as it had been added (later on) to the original post. This is why I said it was Quantum Day… and made reference of Morgan Freeman et al and being a “science geek of sorts”.
Sorry for the confusion. ツ
I read the whole article and bookmarked it too – very interesting stuff. Now at least I have an idea of what the geeks and wonks are talking about when they go all “Science Friday” (an NPR radio show, in case it’s not broadcast up there) on me. Thanks for the information.
“Lyrics of the main post”? Was that there before? If so, I missed it. I’ll read them now.
Good morning or afternoon LTL…
Yes the lyrics are underneath, after the script below the video, you should see “Read the rest of this entry » <—Press that and the rest of the post will open up, this is where the lyrics are printed. ツ
I don’t see a “Read the rest of this entry »”
Do you see a bunch of lyrics (in italics) and an animated picture at the end? If not…
First refresh – go to the top (by scrolling upwards) press “The Regulator Too” you’ll see the post…. Do you see—>
The message should be under that… Why does this always happen?
It’s not important, LTL. I find it very difficult explaining anything to you. 😦
I’ll be back later on.
Got it all this time. 🙂
Well today is Cat Herders Day, it’s a day for those of us who feel like we’re tasked with the impossible… Sooo whenever you feel that you bit off more than you can chew, you’re not alone…think of these guys. 🙂
Funny parody. Did I ever mention that cats give me the creeps – house cats anyway with their little needle like teeth and claws and the way they hang out way down low and under things so that they’re hard to kick more than once. (Don’t get upset, I’m just kidding about trying to kick them – more than once.) 🙂 But at least big cats, lions and tigers and such come right out and try to kill you and eat you. House cats, on the other hand, seem to always be hiding their real intentions but would nevertheless kill you and eat you if they could.
This is a classic. We have a cat. The film is totally accurate.
Don’t be alarmed – just trying to be provocative. I’ve never kicked a cat in my life.:)
I can’t believe cats give u the “creeps” LTL. All this time I thought u were a “good guy”. (Cat lover since birth….here.)
My problem with cats is I have a hard time reading their faces and deciphering their intentions. Plus they always seem to misinterpret mine. Plus they won’t look you in the eye. Plus they make these absolutely horrific sounds – everything from a meow to a screech – cat sounds are horrible. Now dogs are an open book, even when they are trying to trick you. Plus I can tell at a glance what they are up to from their eyes, their faces and their body language. Plus I like the sounds they make, regardless of their size. Plus they are so into ME, unlike cats which expect you to be into THEM. 🙂 I could go on and on. I never had a cat of my own in my life, but I have been around other peoples’s cats – Horrible experiences.
BlahBlahBlah you’re way too passionate about cats, LTL
Maybe I’m way too passionate, period.
You forgot—> “provocative”.
Touché.
LTL,
Don’t want to freak you out or anything, but in my experience, when a cat stares into your eyes, it is often because it is about ready to attack (playfully in most cases – honest).
Speaking of creepy, has anyone heard anything more from the Manning-Pope marriage?
Pope seems to have crawled back under her rock (for now). Time will tell.
Ilse has finally crawled out from her rock just long enough to join the bogus War on Christmas with her usual error filled rantings full of bogus history and Constitutional misrepresentations while taking time to slam Obama (he’s really a Muslim, you know) as well as the ACLU, imaginary Leftists and the usual suspects in Ilse’s feverish LaLaLand of boozy paranoia. Same old, same old. Meanwhile, no word of Jabba. Guess he is still busy with his new career as online art salesman. So busy he doesn’t have time to finish the book. I mean to reformat the book. Or whatever. Heck, it’s been long enough that he could have made it into a movie or something.
You get triple A’s for venturing over there, Dennis. Kudos!!
As you already know, I only do it because of that fat check I receive every month from the White House. BTW, I’m still waiting for that check. Are you sure they have the right mailing address?
Dennis,
You brave soul you… the “stench” and those eery sounding “crickets” keep me away…What is it with “wing-nuts” ….that stale, putrid smell permeates from their writings. Oh! How’s Goofy Wells doing these days?
Meesh love the posts and the comments! BTW…I am soooo into Quantum Physics, especially “string theory“.
That Christmas Hack video is so awesome, I subscribed to the author’s You Tube site.
All in all…Meesh…YOU ROCK!!!
Way COOL KStreet! Who would have thunk, that you were also “a geek of sorts” ….
I do not watch all that much television…
But I love this program===> http://the-big-bang-theory.com/ Never watched it, when it first started.
You mean you’re into quantum theory too? Who would’a thought? The only two Regulator women here and you’re both into quantum theory. Now I’ll just have to ponder that one for a while. Tell me something – what grabbed you about quantum theory? Was it that you wanted to know how things worked? What stuff is made of? Where did the stars come from? All of the above? I’ve wondered about all that too, but not enough to study no string theory. Good for both of you! I’m really impressed, I really am (and feel doubly inadequate now. 🙂
But I’m going to watch this video and go back over the Stephen Hawking post again.
LTL, when my oldest son was a senior in High School he was very much into physics. He told me about Quantum Theory and the possibility that there are simultaneous worlds going on with everyone we know (including ourselves) in those universes. It goes much deeper, but just that bit of information piqued my interest. I’ve been hooked ever sense, By the way he just turned 50 August 30th. Yes I was a teen bride and mom. LOL
I’ve often wondered whether there could be another, better, version of everything going on at this very time. Did you fall madly in love or get pregnant?
LOL! A bit of both,,,one resulting in the other.
I’m glad you responded KStreet. It was an honest question in response to your “teen bride” revelation which related to some experiences of my own. But after I asked, I thought maybe I shouldn’t have. It’s hard to tell these days. Thanks for giving me the benefit of the doubt.
This explains it all…
BTW Meesh…I’ve got every season of The History Channel’s “The Universe” all 5 seasons (thus far).
In the US today it’s Wright Brothers Day…. AH airplanes and flights.
OK, while you fine and extremely intelligent people are studying quantum physics and the achievements of the Wright Brothers, some of us are still hiking through the dense and vile land of the wing nutters. Oily Katz is now going nuts attempting to get the coroner’s report from Hawaii on Loretta Fuddy of the Hawaii Department of Health. Yes, she was obviously murdered (according to that master sleuth Oily). Yes, it all has to do with Obama’s birth certificate. Oh yes, the vast conspiracy continues. Yep, she is full of crazy beans that Oily. She is now DEMANDING the autopsy report. She is stomping her little feet.
Extremely intelligent eh? Posting a few videos doesn’t make it so…How about this one? I do not have to go far to check-out these crazies… not sure Dennis, the USA seems pretty sane and normal to me. Kimmel was way too complimentary on his view of this…the way I see it – some crazy/weird canucks we have over here 🙄
Now I understand why we are not seeing any posts by Jabba. He must be busy packing for his move to Toronto. Wild and swinging place. I bet he could be a PR rep for Ford in no time.
Nah for FatAss there’s no money to be made in Canada…On Facebook and Twitter he’s still fencing art work—> https://www.facebook.com/LSNewsGroup/posts/554539311302300 Oh! I see that he’s visiting his old ‘hood’…the seniors at Lighthouse Pointe – it’s their Christmas Parade of course there’s a possibility someone may drop dead with all of the excitement.
Yep Stinklair News is unafraid and super busy.
Yep, he showed up with a stack of blank POA forms hoping to get lucky….
FYI,
Looked up the artist whose work Jabba is trying to sell. John Mecray has his own web site and the print in question (1492) is available (basic print edition) for $200 (which is what Lardo is posting on his Facebook page). The $1,400 is only for a remarqued version which is one obviously is not. Yes, he is trying to swindle his readers. Oh my, what a surprise. BTW, a second-hand print like this would have a sharp decrease in value. Heck, you can get some of this stuff at Goodwill for five bucks.
What makes this sooo crazy, even though I’m referring to the biggest LOSER nutcase of all time…if you look on his Facebook, that’s all what he’s been doing, displaying these prints with some explanation of them … Yet on Twitter he tweets some of these:
WTF? he doesn’t know who these artists are or how to locate them, where on earth is he getting these prints to show in the first place…why is he promoting them?
He’s ba-a-a-ck at posting his made-up phone calls, oh he’s still working on the imaginary book 🙄
Yes, while he was working hard on his next book (which by now will be longer than War and Peace), he was bombarded by calls concerning this issue. Oh yes, the poor ducky is being denied his right to free speech, yes sir (though it seems to me that he was given ample room to shoot off his stupid mouth). Yep, Jabba will defend to the death this guy’s right to put Jabba to death (which may be a point that Lardo hasn’t quite figured out yet) and A&E should be raked over coals for yanking him off the air (and treating him in pretty much the same way MSNBC yanked Alec Baldwin and Martin Bashir – but that was different, sort of, whatever).
BTW, I hear the Commander had really insightful comments about Blacks as well. Heck, this guy is a shoe in for Fox News.
Meanwhile, anyone want to buy some over priced prints by artists Jabba can’t name?
Quick FYI to Fat Boy:
Now come on, Jabba. You know all about “fake,” right?
Great article, Dennis. HeHe you found that article, almost immediately after “the self-loathing POS” posted….I guess the “Variety” isn’t on his email list..Posting this could have made a great lead post…Oh well, next time maybe. Oh my! But first the story of the Commander of Duck Dynasty, also on that article they reveal this too—>
Two shockers in one for old Jabba.
Actually, three shockers. He is about to find out that the show isn’t actually about ducks.
Ooops, I should have read Dennis’ post first!!! LOL
One final little point about Phil Robertson. When A&E went to do the show, they were concerned about Phil’s big mouth. He signed a contract with them that forbids him to publicly discuss his views on gays, race relations, and several other issues because they were from the get go concerned about what would fly out. He broke his contract with A&E by doing the interview. That is why they suspended him.
…could get you strung up on a tree faster than being black…
OMG!!! Sinclair is STILL stuck on stupid. How dare he even classify himself with the disproportionate cruelty and hate that certain places in this country inflicted upon Blacks for centuries. That POS will do and say anything for those few pennies his “readers” throw his way. WHAT A PSYCHOPATHIC IDIOT…
Plus, if he’s 52, that means, assuming he began to realize he’s gay somewhere around age 10, he “grew up gay in South Carolina” starting some 40 years ago, i.e., the mid seventies. Nobody was being “strung up” in South Carolina for being Black OR gay by the mid seventies. But maybe there’s gold in them thar hills. You know, “gay man who witnessed gay lynchings growing up in South Carolina, performed oral sex on Phil Robertson.” And if you buy that, there’s a whole lot of other stuff, too.
Hey “Shit for brains” Sinclair, I hate to break the bad news but as usual you’re living in delusional state over Duck Dynasty (and a million other things):
Dear ‘Duck Dynasty’ Fans: You Do Know It’s All Fake, Right?
I noticed this comment on “the self-loathing POS” latest post…waiting to see how ASSministrator replies to this:
Oh I’m sure he WON’T respond because someone just read his ass like a dime store novel (as my mom use to say.) LOL!
I love your Mom’s expression, it’s very fitting indeed!
I’ve often wondered about that Law School that FatAss was advertising on his site>>>>http://www.lysanderspoonerlawschool.org/
Wikipedia on Lysander Spooner:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lysander_Spooner (An anarchist)
Fat Boy’s love for Facebook may be growing thin. His link for the Quack Dynasty post has received the following comment: “Actually bigotry is bigotry! Using your religion to propagate hate is still bigotry. In fact, the definition of bigotry has nothing to with religion! There is no exception in the definition for religious beliefs. If your religion gives you permission to hate others based on things they can not control such as the color of your skin, gender, or sexual orientation then your religion is wrong. People need to stop using religion as a crutch to justify hate! Jesus never said one word about homosexuality! Yeah that’s right, go read your bible…find me one quote from Jesus condemning homosexuality…..having a difficult time? That’s because he never mentioned it, so I guess it wasn’t a big deal to him. Stop picking and choosing which portions of the bible you believe in! Ever been divorced? According to the bible you should die. Lost your virginity before marriage? You should also die according to the bible. Let’s get real here.” Soon to be deleted I am sure.
Meanwhile, he is still trying to sell a strange variety of prints. Newest one, The Huntsman by Cecil Aldin. He is asking a mere $1,000. Odd. You can go elsewhere and buy it for $119. Jabba says it is signed. I think he means the standard artist signature in the corner. Not exactly the same thing, Lardo.
The above comment should be a meme…similar to this one:
Oh goody! Ilse has posted her Christmas message. Three long and nasty paragraphs about how the federal gumiment (sic or is that hic) is taking away our freedoms and trapping Americans into economic slavery (all according to the fiendish masterplan of Saul Alinsky – you know, the otherwise extremely minor and obscure guy that only deranged wing nutters know) and how Obama and the feds are all part of a ruthless power hungry group plotting our very doom. Then she shifts in the fourth paragraph to A. a backhanded swipe at everyone because of the War on Christmas (though I have to admit I seem to have missed the front lines on this one) and then B. As a good Christian she is working hard on forgiving us all (oh, how nice of her). Then she offers a prayer for God to once again grant us our Constitutional Rights just like He did in 1776. News flash honey, God was not one of the Founding Fathers. Some of them didn’t even believe in him. Mostly, they were not that cracked up on the topic one way or another. And by the way, when you go to pray for my wretched evil soul, at least put the bottle down. That way I will have a better aim for slapping your smug little racist face.
I like this graphic but I imagine Illsa as the GRINCH that stole Xmas!!! LOL
I dunno, I’d be more apt to slap that smug FAT (pasty white) racist face with those deceivingly squinty dead-eyes, with that fake smile…
Within comparison, Grinch is adoringly cute.
No touch-ups needed on Ilse’s real face, it is what it is. 😉
I just realized that I might have made a mistake about Ilse’s post. I thought it was suppose to be a Christmas message. But the more I think about it, the more I realize that she is simply celebrating Festivus and the traditional Festivus Airing of Grievances. After all, it is Dec. 23 and I bet she is having meatloaf tonight….
BooHoo on the path of being permanently banned on Facebook… FatAss should be used to this by now… I cannot believe that Facebook received $75 for that crap. If so, where did POS get the money, he was just crying the blues that he was broke and needed money. 🙄
Well even “Sh*t for Brains” knows it’s an impossible task to go up against FB…but that doesn’t mean he won’t try. It will generate news articles for that decrepit “news” site of his…
Say what!!?? A guy tries to use a bs news event as a means to shamelessly promote himself and just because some folks objected, he gets yanked by Facebook (who has, for better or worse, a core policy of blocking material after x number of complaints – it takes more than just one guy). What is this country coming to. Doesn’t Facebook understand the 1st Amendment (which actually doesn’t apply here because Facebook is technically private space, not public). The 1st Amendment also doesn’t apply because he was using it for advertising, which operates by a different set of rules. So I guess that lwayer better call up Zuckerman and threaten to sue him. Yeah, that’s the ticket. Besides, it’s all publicity.
I love this message… :”Hi None!” is that normal, referring to someone as “None”?
Oh wee!!! Obviously Festivus has gone full steam at the Snooze site:
Since it is Christmas Eve, I think we should extend a joyful Christmas cheer to our “friends” at the Snooze site. To Ilse, may you finally get a job at Fox News where they really go for blonde nutters who can rant and rave until they start frothing at the lips. And for Jabba, may you finally stumble late some night into a smoke filled dive and discover a drunk and lonely Ali Akbar seeking your warm but soft embrace.
As for all my real friends over here, may everyone have a joyful and most rewarding Holiday.
Merry Christmas Dennis..there’s a new post —–> HERE Let’s move everything there, K?
