HAPPY LABOR DAY MAGGOT!
How exciting a Reunion! A “maggot” a slimy disgusting POS with a low IQ who constantly whines about anything and everything to fill his agenda, posts this at the SNOOZE site–> https://www.lsnewsgroup.com/daytona-beach-main-street-wild-olive-maggots-roam-free/
“Monday August 26, 2013 when leaving for a lunch date with a friend we noticed the City of Daytona Beach garbage can on the corner of Main Street and Wild Olive Ave was covered with large maggots (left). We immediately contacted the City of Daytona Beach where the City transferred us to Waste Pro who after being told of the problem assured us they would take care of it…..After returning from our lunch date and a trip to the local Wal-Mart we noticed yet again the City’s garbage can was still over-run by maggots which appeared to have reached their larger size (meaning they had not just hatched). Efforts to contact the City of Daytona Beach were futile since it was now after 5:00 PM.After a rain storm and another trip to Wal-Mart…”
In a story previously reported by CEO and editor 🙄 of Sinclair No-News, these swarming creatures were first spotted loitering around a trash can (where Sickliar was having his lunch) at the comer of Main and Wild Olive Ave. Locally known as the Olive Pits, they soon discovered that they could have their way with the trash can and alerted their friends to come join the party, some coming from as far as A-1A and many wearing their club colors. A riot ensued causing many merchants on Main Street to lock their doors in fear. Looting is rampant. Law enforcement from around the state as well as the National Guard have been called in to take control of the situation and as of this writing over 5 billion have been arrested, Bail is set at 1 chicken bone.
Asked why nothing was done when first and continuously alerted of the situation by Mr. Sickliar. Police chief Chitwood said he didn’t consider the huge ‘tattle tale maggot’ a reliable source; also he didn’t want to give Main Street a bad name either and cause a poor turn out at this weekends Labor Day festivities. A new food truck vendor has applied for a permit to serve Maggot French at the Seaford Festival scheduled for September 5-9. Who wants to buy and eat food from street vendors on a street that is overrun by a Huge maggot (pictured above) who lunches there frequently?
“This maggot thing just makes one uneasy about the sanitation of the area. What makes this even more unsettling is this is where Main Street Merchants are putting on their “Island Rum Festival” Saturday August 31, 2013 where they are promoting “Island Food” vendors selling food in the street.”
The Regulator Too 
Yes, ol’Maggot Brain is obsessed with maggots in the public trash cans near his new digs. I hear they even got his missing wallet. Meanwhile, Ilse is busy telling us what Martin Luther King would be thinking if he were alive today. Odd, I never knew that MLK was such a neo-racist Right Wing Nutter. Or is it possible that Ilse is putting words into his mouth to suit her own crazed and highly stupid agenda? Nah. That just those maggots talking. I hear they sing to Fat Boy every night…..
Just sayin’…Ilse needs to stop mixing Jack Daniels with pharmaceuticals. Anyday now, I expect to read about her taking a primary school hostage at gunpoint because they’re junior Marxists.
BTW Meesh, your additions to Lard Butt’s hot scoop are priceless.
More hot news:
So, did he already get his fat ass booted out of this new place or did the maggots eat his hard drive? Or maybe the maggots took over his favorite lunch spot? BTW, does his pal MIKE know that he may be skipping? Stay tuned for the next installment of As the Stomach Churns…..
In other words, Maggot Face is moving to yet another location. This will be like guessing the number of jellybeans in a jar…but here goes: Does anyone know how many times Sinclair has moved since Jan. 2008? Just off the topp of my head, I’ll say 15.
Meesh, your post is hilarious!! Love it.
Thanks guys – I couldn’t resist I’ve updated it with a pic …LOL
Yep Dennis ‘As The Stomach Churns’ alright… You know is it a coincidence or what… first termites take-over his apartment (where he sleeps) and now maggots take over his favorite eating spot… You can’t make this stuff up – He’s on the run from bugs..
He’s like manure – at least something loves him….
– KStreet, I lost track of all of his moves “Volusia County” will have to be renamed “VOMIT County”
You watch guys, next there’s going to be LOCUST…. No fear FatAss to the rescue.
Yep, the termites got his wallet and the maggots took his lunch and I assume the bedbugs took his dickie and who knows what kind of bug took his copy of When One Man Stand (aka When One Man Runs to the Raid Can). Now that he is bugging out of the Roach Motel, does this mean he is returning to God’s Country aka the trailer park?
OMG! Now we’re getting really “buggy” too!
Hey Fat Boy, this one is for you:
Hahaahahaha I love it, a praying mantis!
Dennis, PERFECT!!!!
You know guys, actually, from day one the Fat Ass has been “BUGGIN’ “. (Couldn’t resist that one…)
Come to think of it, the guy in MIB I who turned into a cockroach looked a lot like Larry Sinclair! Could the creep be an insect alien? (People wanna know if their resident kook is actually a huge cockroach!) LOL
THE INVASION CONTINUES…RUN, JABBA, RUN!!!!!!!!!
Florida to call on Labrador retrievers to stem Giant Snail invasion
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Speaking of maggots….
This pair probably learned their craft at the feet of Ma Barker.
LINK
Not the same as grifting for the “victims of Katrina,” but, just a variation.
Aug 14, I post that liar-larr is no longer pretending to produce the new roll of toilet paper (or, as he calls it, the new “book”). Aug 18, liar-larr suddenly remembers there’s a book website and posts an update:
[goofily-enough, liar-larr also leaves a track-back, showing just how far back his fail reaches]
‹ The Book Will Be Out In April 2013
[and wow, lookie-here, as if to imply that liar-larr has current interest in the book, he seemingly immediately gets a comment!]
Just love the shout-out to the not-scandalous not-scandal about not-actual IRS not-targeting of conservative groups – oh, and the consistently left-out by liars part that they named progressive and liberal groups as well, and merely as a means of categorization, not targeting.
And lastly, I’m willing to put a small amount of money down that I’ll be named as one of those “accomplices”, as liar-larr needs to make as much shizz up as he can to pad the toilet paper roll.
Jenny Hatch sounds like one of FatAss’s sock puppet aliases. How convenient…
Sept. 26? The ISBN still does not come up on Amazon. Maybe it needs to be reformatted, much like Jabba’s brain.
KStreet,
She’s for real (weird – nutcase) remember her? REally crazy..anyway she has a blogtalk radio show… she’s goes by Mormon Mom (or something like that) FatAss was featured on her radio program several times, (below link was the latest). She’s the only tweep that tweets with him on Twitter…
Here’s the radio program—-> http://jennyhatch.com/2013/08/10/lawrence-sinclair-on-the-jenny-hatch-show/
Meesh, NOW I remember that batshit crazy follower of Douche’s. Thanks for reminding me via the link.
Hot news flash…due to the extreme difficulties of relocating equipment (2 busted to crap laptops, one worn out printer, and 3 half fried large screen monitors), the Lard Butt No News Site will be down until the end of this week or the first of next week or maybe like whenever dumbo can figure out how to plug in the machines. Meanwhile, the many writers of the Snooze site who work off site (that is Ilse and Ilse) will continue to post their usual neo-Nazi poop pieces like clockwork because they (that is, she) just clanks the crap out since it is always the same old same old…..Somebody better tell Mormon Mom before she bust a gut…
Just noticed that while Fat Boy tries to figure out how to plug in his computer, Orly Taitz is off and running into her latest “theory” as she is toying with the notion that Obama was behind the gas attack in Syria. I am not making this up. The queen of the crazies is going there….Guess it is time for her to send some of those special subpoenas to Assad.
Talk about Batshit crazy…the term was invented for HER first!!!
Batshit crazy? You have barely touched the tip of her iceberg:
Yep, the bats are flying over at the Crazy Queen site.
Meanwhile, Jabba (writing under his pen name of Administor) is promoting a self-published book by the wing nutter Andrew Kreig that claims that Benghazi was all about the CIA’s efforts to arm and train Syrian rebels. Weird thing, it is quite well known that we have been involved in some type of such an operation out of bases in Jordan (which is bordered on Syria). Benghazi? Don’t any of these assholes ever use a map or something. Either way, you’re dealing with the CIA and half the time I’m not sure who really has control over those folks….
Hey Fat Boy! Looks like your hero, the gun toting choir boy with the anger management problem, is in a bit of trouble again:
ORLANDO, Fla. (AP) — George Zimmerman’s wife has called police to her father’s house, saying the former neighborhood watch volunteer who was acquitted of murder threatened her with a gun. http://news.yahoo.com/fla-police-called-george-zimmerman-190721924.html
She and her father better watch it. Next time, George might have to “stand his ground”, if you know what I mean.
Meanwhile, Ilse is demanding to know “Why is Obama so adamant about helping the Syrians when he wouldn’t lift a finger to help Americans in Benghazi?” So let me explain this in as simple of terms as I can come up with: Benghazi involved an extremely hush-hush CIA operation. In fact, the CIA has been attempting to get Congress to shut up because the operation itself is still going on. Oddly enough, there are reasons to believe that the CIA may be attempting to locate the vast stockpile of Libya’s gas weapons that went missing during the revolution. In Syria, we already know about their vast stock pile of chemical weapons. Someone has been using them. That’s the concern. It is not a question about caring for Syrians more than anyone else. It’s about a lot of pretty nasty crap that’s going on. I have no doubt that you are still having trouble understanding this, and all that booze you drink while prancing around the room to the Horst Wessel Lied is not helping you any. So try to sober up, get over yourself, and start using what little bit of brain you have left for something more than a spacer between your ears.
It has been nearly 3 weeks since Fat Boy went into shut down mode as part of his “move.” What happened? Did he fry himself to death while hooking back up his equipment? Maybe the landlady’s husband discovered that the final check bounced higher than flubber and Lardo is now sleeping with the fishes? Or did Ilse catch him in the act of dangling his participle and flew into a jealous rage? Or did the maggots finally catch him while he was seeking his usual “lunch”?
LOL Dennis! Dare I say…ALL of the above probably apply to the “Odd One”?
Or did the maggots finally catch him while he was seeking his usual “lunch”?
Are maggots canibals?
Yes they are.
chomp, chomp, Fat Boy.
OK. Fat Boy is beginning to claw back out from underneath his maggot filled rock. Posted a stupid quickie barking for people to give money to Zilla Stevenson, a totally deranged nutter focused on preventing the rise of Sharia law in this country – hey Zilla, that’s all a bullshit story so don’t get your knickers in a twist. Meanwhile, Ilse has taken a cruise and is back ranting about Castro. Why? No knows. She unloads an error-filled discussion of Cuban history (for example, Columbus did not land in Cuba in 1492 – he landed on the island now called San Salvador – gee whiz, can’t this idiot even use Google?). Then rants about how any one who supports normal relations with Cuba is stupid. According to Ilse, we are all stupid any how so what difference does it make. I assume she spent the whole cruise downing Mai Tais while ranting at the ship’s bar until she passed out on the floor.
One last note to Ilse: You accuse Che of killing over 3,000 people. I think your figures are actually low. BTW, Bastia killed over 30,000 Cubans which is why even the US finally had to start backing off supporting him. Nothing personal, but you do know that you are embracing a pretty bood stained and extremely corrupt s.o.b. Oh wait. That’s your kind of fella, ain’t it?
Ted Cruz’ narcissism reminds me of Fat Ass…
Ahh, Ilse has done a whole post about Fat Boy’s birthday. Isn’t that sweet….Especially things like “…little did your mother know what she was unleashing upon an unsuspecting world.” Yes, she unleashed a two-bit total flim flam jackass grifter and turned him loose upon the world. Gee, what a mom. “Libra people are usually charming, graceful, and popular, but they change their minds as often as they change their socks and possess egos….” And their bogus stories, and their alibis, and their stupid, pathetic excuses etc etc etc. “Today is your day, Larry, so make the best of it. Spend time with friends who do so appreciate your giving nature and are impressed at your integrity and ambition in both your personal and professional lives.” She must be talking about the maggots. “Who knows what life would be like had you not been born?” Is it too late to find out? Oh gee, it is???
i-d-i-o-t—->
this is getting increasingly boring – the book has missed yet another release date…Sept. 26 has come & gone. still no book :p
Hi TJ…we know that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over expecting a different result each time. This fool has told his gullible reader (singular) that the book will be out at least 5 different times. The Douche’s fan knows by now that it ain’t gonna happen!
I assume he is still having problems with the “reformatting.” For example, does he want a lime or a lemon with his vodka? These are hard decisions….
Odd thing about that book. Rechecking his stupid book sales page at the Snooze site and he is insisting that people can order the book but only through Snooze news. But he is also giving out an ISBN and saying that he will supply it via Amazon Kindle. Except that when you run the ISBN through Amazon, the book doesn’t exist. But you can “order” it for immediate “delivery.” Now am I missing something here or is this kind of…crooked…stupid…sleazy…all of the above?
Latest news flash from Oily Catz: Obama’s approval rating is down to 39%. This is ground for impeachment. That daffy blonde from Youwannawhackmybuttastan is going completely around the bend (again and again).
Gee, the Tea Party and wing nutters galore have been shutting down the feds and carrying on like drunken sailors looting a bar and Fat Boy has been totally quiet….Oh wait. Bet he’s down at the Social Security office checking on his SSD.
Tee hee hee!
You betcha!
Orly Taitz, the crazy czar of crazy (which sounds redundant but she is) compares the shutdown to D-Day and is egging the 39 nut jobs in Congress to hold the country hostage. Parsons is over at Jabba’s site claiming that the shut down is a good thing (because it hurts all of those poor black people she doesn’t like, I guess) and is egging it on. But Jabba is a missing player. Oh my. Does he suspect that it is a plot against his bogus disability crap? Come on, Fat Boy. Join the nutters march off the cliff….
Amazing how quickly the “loco pucho”(his characterization) comes to sanity when his chiselled SSI lucre is threatened.
I guess that Ilse is so spaced out on white lightning that she doesn’t realize what she is advocating.
Then, again, maybe she does, and is sending a message to the lazy welfare queen.
You go, Ilse.
I doubt. Ilse is quite simply a nasty, hateful, envious creep who thinks everybody else has it better than she does and they don’t deserve it because everybody is really dumber than her and, I suspect, we just don’t appreciate her high intellect and insightful wit. In other words, she’s a total loser. But an extremely embittered loser.
Betcha Ma Barker will crank up fund raising scam for the victims of the impending storm (in Lousiana), just in case her widow’s pension is late.
No doubt. I’m sure Foster Freezehead will also be promoting another one of his bs scams where you can donate money into his money laundry system for wing nutter causes. Don’t you just love a guy who robs you blind and then expects you to yell “Thankee Jesus”?
Interesting comment that was made a few months back by a person at CNN regarding Friess’ Oklahoma scam:
” Lisa P.
Even without seeing the damage estimates I know that $1 million is a pitiful little drop in the bucket. And what conditions will Mr. Freiss attach to his aid, once he gets through reinventing the wheel because he can’t find it in his heart to respect the experience and expertise of the people who do disaster relief as a full-time job. Or maybe he just resents the fact that the U.S. government and the Red Cross don’t attach any ideological strings to their aid. Perhaps Christ ought to look into resigning from the Board of Foster Freiss’ Life if that’s all the difference He makes.
May 21, 2013 04:20 pm at 4:20 pm |”
Jabba is finally on the case. Sort of. Backed up by his BFF Foster Freezehead (who has dashed off an incredibly stupid and largely incoherent email against raising the debt ceiling – well, I think that’s where he is going since he is pretty unclear – either way, his homespun examples are all irrelevant to the issue), Fat Boy is working the idea that Obama broke the law by delaying the employer mandate portion of the Affordable Care Act. For a rational explanation of this issue, I would refer the reader to a piece from Forbes http://www.forbes.com/sites/theapothecary/2013/07/02/white-house-to-delay-obamacares-employer-mandate-until-2015-far-reaching-implications-for-the-private-health-insurance-market/ (basic point: Obama can delay it but if anyone wished, the delay could be challenged in court). But that is not where the wing nutters are going. They want to claim that Obama is breaking the law (the same law they refuse to accept) and therefore must be impeached.
BTW, we could hold a contest on how many typos there are in Jabba’s latest drooling. He’s going for a record.
Ahh, Ilse just did a whole waste of space post about how she did a surprise visit to Port Orange for Jabba’s birthday. Isn’t she sweet. They dined at Fat Boy’s favorite place, Luigi’s Pizzeria & Ristorante, where the staff refers to him as Loud Mouth Larry. She thought the nickname was soooo cute. Almost as cute as that bar that calls him Waste of Life Lardo. Then she took a bite of Jabba’s special pizza with peppers so hot that her left eye blew out or some kind of crap like that and she had to gulp down wine to put out the fire (and then several more bottles of wine, I’m sure). Then she drifts off into a commercial plug for the pizza joint and never says if she got lucky that night….Actually, lucky would be getting out of there without barfing and having all of your credit cards still in your purse. But ain’t those two such a sweet and cute couple (Meesh, I bet you got the photos). They are quite a gruesome twosome….
Thanks Meesh. But they are almost looking “human” in this pic.
Meanwhile back at the Snooze n Booze Site, Ilse demands the dismantling of the EPA, IRS, DHS, and seemingly the entire government. Yes, she is an anarchist. Dressed all in black and playing old Sex Pistols songs while kicking in car windows just for kicks.
Meesh…
Looking all over the place for a *LIKE* button 😀 – thanks KStreet!
You’re welcome my friend.
What? It’s Thanksgiving already? May it have been a good one, Meesh. At the moment, I wish I were there.
Meanwhile at the Jabba the Hut site, Lardo has woken from his vodka induced snooze and realized that the shid has hit the fan, sort of. He does a long winded and largely mindless dance praising Ted Cruz for his service to the wing nutter cause while suggesting, over and over again, that maybe this ain’t so good, not that he would be waiting for anyone to stab anyone else in the back or maybe that this involves the complete collapse of the US as we know it or anything like that but….He splits hairs so many different ways that I feel like I just got a buzz cut at the hair shop. Come on Fat Boy, your girlfriend Ilse is already storming the gates while singing the Horst Wessel lied…..BTW, where’s the book, you creep?
Now that the Congressional Tea Party spends the next couple of days blaming everyone in state for their drunk “driving” accident (how were they suppose to know that Obama was some kind of brick wall), the Snooze site is getting to work. Oh yeah. Fat Boy is right now following up on a hot tip he picked up while watching TMZ (yes, I said TMZ – that crappy gossip show on Hollywood). Yep, the nitwit sleaze bag who hosts while slurping god-knows-what from a big plastic cup swears that he heard that Rubio will not run for re-election to the Senate. Jabba is hot on the trail (which I assume means he is cross-checking this info with Entertainment Tonight). Meanwhile, Ilse is in full rant mode about how people have been fooled into thinking that Obamacare is free and it ain’t (which I thought she would find OK, what with all of her anti-entitlement crap and all). And the war on Christians continues in a ruthless purge of such god fearin’ folks such as herself (gee Ilse, I can assure you that I don’t think of you that way whatsoever – you have no Christian virtues at all, honey). And everything is going to ruins (just the way she likes it). Then she goes bwabwahahabwa…..I think maybe she has popped her last remaining rods?
Hey, lookit…Ilse has a brother in Idaho!
Latest ratings from Crazyland:
Sinclair Snooze Site now ranks….Hard to say. Both Alexa and Website Traffic can’t produce any figures because Fat Boy has dropped straight off the charts. The best ranking is from Alexa which notes that his site is the 10,612,138th ranked site global with an estimated one reader, one page per day. Since there is a high chance that the one reader is me (I check every morning for cheap laughs), it would appear that he has NO ONE, NOBODY, NOTHING, NADA, ZIP.
BTW Fat Head (and Ilse), since I am your one and only reader, shouldn’t you give me something? Money? A prize? Vast apologizes???????
Be careful for what you ask for! Fatass may turn up on your doorstep and offer you a hummer.
A hummer? Isn’t that normally $10?
Totally meaningless book update:
“Sinclair’s newest book, When One Man Stands can only be purchased through Sinclair News in autographed Hardcover format. Autographed copies of When One Man Stands by Lawrence Sinclair can be ordered directly through Sinclair News only. Click on below cover to order today. Amazon Kindle version ISBN 978-0-615-72074-6 goes on sale once we have corrected formatting errors. Autographed copies of When One Man Stands will ship out within 7 days after the books proof has been printed correctly.”
Hasn’t he been working on these “proofs” for over a year now? Or does he mean 100 proof? BTW Fat Boy, your ISBN is not on Amazon or anywhere else. So your book still doesn’t exist. No wonder your usual suckers have all jumped ship.
Hot breaking news: Jabba went into a two-bit run down store and was charged a credit/debit transaction fee for his liter of Coke and cheese Danish. Outrage! So he dashed back with a video camera and grilled the clerk about it. And he personally witnessed people buying beer with their SNAP cards. Yes sir. I suspect he got several six-packs himself.
More outrage! I assume he will be pounding these chumps on this one for the next 6 months. Meanwhile, Ilse goes tearing into the communist plot against America (again), presenting the 10 steps of the communist revolution as outlined by Karl Marks (sic) in the Communist Manifesto. Note to Ilse: Look, honey, I don’t know about “Marks,” but Marx never discussed virtually anything you got written down in your 10 steps bs program. I mean, I know you just make this stuff up after several hard swigs of Maker’s Mark and you obviously don’t have time to read up on this stuff so you just fall back on some old handbooks from your pappa’s collection of Birch Society publications, but there are some easy to read books out there on the subject. I’m sure you could find at the library some sort of Marxism for Dummies guide. Of course, you will have to get the guy’s name right and remember, libraries are part of the Marxist conspiracy.
So for the first time in a long time, I actually watched the grocery store video. The owner couldn’t have been nicer to him. He was trying so hard to get to the guy, but it didn’t happen. Just waiting for his big expose on on the SNAP cards. I know you’ll keep us all informed, Dennis.
Hope you are all well….
Ilse must be proud today. According to the FBI state figures, Tennessee has the most violent crimes of any state in the union http://homes.yahoo.com/news/the-most-dangerous-states-in-america-180105347.html. Something about: “…poverty in Tennessee is acute, and high school and college graduation rates are lower than most of the country.” Add in booze, guns, and wing nutter politics and you have Ilse.
There’s a new post —–> HERE Let’s move everything there, K?