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Off to Fantasy Island with Ilse

on May 3, 2013

Dennis imagesMore thoughts from our Dennis:

“Thornton Parsons has finally flown off to Fantasy Island full blown today as she conjures up a bogus American history in which the country was created with full voting rights for all until those dirty Democrats started taking it away from blacks which started the Civil War

and…oh for crying out loud, why bother trying to even shift through this dingbat’s pile of horse manure and completely made up bogus “facts” pouring out of her booze soaked cracked and leaky excuse for a brain….
I simply hope that her BFF Jabba has been fleecing her good.  The idiot deserves it.” Batshit Crazy post below animated119

American exsepshunalism

May 3, 2013  By

Thornton Parsons_lThe United States has always had a character all its own. Throughout our history, there has been a constant interchange of influences between America and Europe. Americans were busy pioneering the continent, so they were largely influenced by their former homelands. Americans, from their varied backgrounds, shared and borrowed from each other’s cultures. They blended and assimilated with one another until our American culture was born, nurtured, and celebrated. After the turn of the nineteenth century, the Left in America could not fathom nor tolerate Americans’ individualized freedom. They set to work to systematically curtail civil rights. Nowadays, the Left doesn’t even want people coming to this country to assimilate into our culture. They want them to stay segregated in their own cultures. Divide and conquer. When the colonies became States under the umbrella of a Union, they included in their state charters the voting rights of all citizens: blacks, whites, men, and women. No one was excluded, except slaves. The Democratic forerunners were dissatisfied with the ways that women and blacks voted, so they legislated the voting rights away. It took 60 years and a Civil War to restore voting rights to black men. It took another 50 years or so to restore voting rights to black and white women.

But then, the Liberal Left does not want today’s youth to study history. As the American Dream began to take shape, prevalence was given to the individual’s right to an education for the sake of the fullness and richness of his own life. Never has a people been given so lavishly the choices of private and public funds for institutions of learning. Mere book learning doesn’t necessarily produce wisdom and culture, but ready access to reading material can afford the basis for them, and this was provided through free public libraries. Our three greatest cultural influences—churches, schools, and public libraries—were founded when we were still carving our civilization out of the wilderness. Compared with Europe, the United States culture must have been considered savage and empty; devoid of manmade creations, such as art, statuary, buildings, and metallurgy….”

Enough of this garbage, if you want to read the rest, you’ll have to go to the SNOOZE SITE and read it for yourself there. Here’s the link.  Thanks Dennis!


67 responses to “Off to Fantasy Island with Ilse

  1. Meesh says:

    Thanks Dennis like always you’re the best! As for Sen. Ted Cruz of Texas – glad you guys have this nutcase or “wacko bird”. Methinks when he was spawned he must have been affected by an overdose of Maple Syrup or something.

  2. Dennis says:

    Please Meesh, I need help. I’ve been reading Ilse and my brains have started running out my ears!!!!!!!!!

  3. kstreet607 says:

    Just an FYI…once I closed out Sinclair Watch I imagined it would be an attraction for a few people, maybe 5 or 6 a month but surprisingly it’s averaging around 50-60 per month. Looks like die hard right-wingers are still looking for something on Obama or maybe a couple of people are writing books (not including Jabba!) Just an FYI. I hadn’t been over there in months.

  4. tjtaygee says:

    May 6th – still not one copy of the book having been announced as sent to a pre-order-er. ‘Course, the “hard physical move” (lame joke – that’s ANY physical move for liar-larr. Hard, as in difficult) will be blamed for the last moment of delay.
    I’m thinking this latest move is probably for the purpose of protecting himself from those who are after him – expecting him to follow-through on debts/promises he has accrued and/or made.

    The reality is the book has never had a chance of being printed cause liar-larr mistakenly expected to get enough pre-order $$$ to but at least one box of self-printed books. He obviously hasn’t gotten that minimum amount of money – yet.

    We’ll see after the move a) what the excuse will be this time & b) what the new promised timeframe will be.

    the book’s website still says pre-orders will ship in April.
    amazon still says in his blurb that the book will be available in 2012.


    • Dennis says:

      The book did come out in 2012 but it didn’t get printed in this Universe. That Alternative Universe deal is the root cause of the formatting problem. Then he has had problems with the temporal/spatial wormhole. Then he had to quickly move to evade the Daleks (they are all Obots you know).

  5. Dennis says:

    Orly Taitz is celebrating her latest victory! Yes, the Federal Elections Commission has decided NOT TO PROSECUTE HER! That’s a victory? I thought that was called “squeaking by.”

  6. Meesh says:

    Wasn’t the POS taking a time-out for moving? What was he doing here over the weekend…

  7. noname says:

    Shocking, shocking news! Grizzly Mama who’s “got the rack” accused of wearing (gasp)…FALSIES!

  8. noname says:

    WOW! Those posters at the above link are really mean…freeper quality mean. Somebody posted a link to this pic:

  9. Dennis says:

    Latest hot scoop from Wing Nutter land: Ariel Castro, the Cleveland kidnapper, is a registered Democrat. Big whoops. And Ted Bundy actually did campaign work for Republican candidates. So what is the point and why should anyone care? Except maybe for Ilse (oh shid…I think I just help write her next stupid blog piece).

  10. Dennis says:

    After hiding out for the past week (oh, I mean “moving” – presumably from wide load to wide load), Jabba is back online with a blah blah piece about how Mark Sanford won the race in South Carolina because the good voters of that state forgave him…Odd, I have some relatives down there who said that he won because most of the voters in SC are screaming idiots. However, since Jabba is suddenly so worked up on this forgiveness thing, does this mean that he is about to forgive and forget all of his “enemies” like the entire Obama family, Dan Parisi, Kstreet, most of his ex-supporters etc etc etc. Then he might “forgive” the five or six folks who are still wondering “Where’s my book, fat boy?” Then maybe he will forgive all of those who hounded him so mercilessly over things like lack of evidence, lack of consistency, lack of lack basically……Nah. I suspect that his Forgiveness wagon is going to run out of Jesus juice just as soon as Foster FreezeHead stops giving him those loaners.

  11. Dennis says:

    For those who care, just checked Jabba’s bs listing for his new “book.” Same crap that has been posted since early last fall. Format will be completed in December (2012?). Kindle copy can be ordered with an ISBN that doesn’t seem to exist either on Amazon Kindle or anywhere else. Order now, suckers. Way back last year when we had that betting pool on how long it will take, you had “Never.” I think they won.

    • noname says:

      Turd brain no longer has baby-sitters to change his nappies. Since he has failed so miserably to derail the President–twice, sugardaddy/mama has left him to his own devices.

      He never finishes anything that requires sustained effort, so unless Ilse takes over the project, it will sit there forever.

  12. Dennis says:

    As predictable as a broken clock, Fat Boy is back pounding at Benghazi. Yep, the idiot who couldn’t find Benghazi on a map is busy recycling his “talking points” from (I do believe) Wayne Madsen (the other fat guy who couldn’t find his belly button to save his life), mostly a half baked shit load of surprisingly minor points that has already been largely dismissed. In fact, his crap sounds as if he hasn’t caught up this week with his other hot source (Fox News). So another round of blah blah blah until he can get the vodka bottle open.

    • noname says:

      Evidently, serving a “caretaker” of the elderly person that supplies him with vittles and shelter allows him time to bloviate and dream of the glory days when he was the white hope to “bring Obama to his knees.”

      Oddly enough, fatso turdbrain gleefully and willingly drops on twenty minutes acquaintance.

      I wonder if Jabba’s ward is a relative of Ilse the tosspot that she doesn’t want to trouble herself with? Come to think of it, it probably would interfere with her indulgence of Jack Daniels and Maddog 20-20.

  13. Dennis says:

    Oh boy the excitement continues at the Jabba Snooze ‘n Booze site. Ilse drones on and on about her educational philosophy in the classroom. Total “job interview” bs. Maybe she is trying to get back to work as a teacher. The school system loss will be the blogsphere gain when she finally moves on and shuts up. Meanwhile Fat Boy has just discovered that some businesses in Daytona Beach goes a little crazy when a lot of young black people have a music festival in the neighborhood. Like calling the cops for no rational reason crazy. Like racism crazy. Like,…where the hey has this nitwit been for most of his natural life. This crap goes on all over the place and has gone on like this since about the beginning of the country. But Jabba just discovered it. Hey, maybe he will next discover that some people keeping attacking Obama for crazy reasons because he’s black? Then maybe he will realize the error of his way, quietly apologize, go away and just shut up. I know, ain’t gonna to happen. Maybe Ilse can get him a job at the school….

  14. kstreet607 says:

    Fogbow has a topic section called: Orly’s Latest Poopies. Check it out.

    The woman is so delusional that it’s scary as hell…

  15. Dennis says:

    Oh heck, Orly is all over the map more than a drunk driver at 3am. She has been “issuing” subpoenas and affidavits and barking demands for investigations and sweeping arrests while unloading tons of her usual bs evidence at anyone within a fifty miles range of the US borders. She is now after everybody from half of congress to the entire staff of the White House, from the folks at Fogbow to Sheriff Joe. They are all traitors. If you think she was crazy before, just wait…..

  16. Dennis says:

    Today’s news from the looney lands: 1. Ilse indulges in a round of schadenfeude regarding the so-called Obama scandals. Note to Ilse: A. Forget Benghazi. It all involves a US security operation that went really south and horribly wrong with lots of stuff that is suppose to be hush-hush. Besides, the dingbats in Congress can’t make up their mind if they are going after Obama or Clinton which may be screwing up their ability to keep making up those bogus emails. B. The IRS story is starting to get a tad scattered as it appears that the wing nutter groups under investigation just might have been filing for non-profit status in a dubious manner. BTW, tell Fat Boy that this might explain some of Ali’s real problem (like maybe he claimed he was a social service organization – just like other Tea Party idiots were trying to do). C. The AP scandal is the only one with legs and to be honest, I can’t even figure out what the dopes thought they were trying to do. One more thing Ilse, you are still an idiot for now and forever. So enjoy your brief dirty pleasure. It won’t last. Especially when you ride with Fat Boy.

    2. Orly the Squirrel is screaming about concentration camps in Indiana (old urban folklore debunked ages ago), swears that the IRS is seizing over 60 million medical records to be used by Obama against his enemies (which I guess explains why they are running slow on my tax returns), and is yelling that illegal immigrants are over running the country and robbing us blind and that Congress has to do something radical about it right now (which is odd because she sounds as if she is now suggesting uses for those “concentration camps” in Indiana – for gawd sake’s lady, make up your mind). Note to Orly (as if you can read): I’m sure your doctor has suggested some form of medication – so just take it. You just might feel better afterwards. I know we would.

  17. Dennis says:

    Just in case Ilse ever comes over here seeking enlightenment (though in her case a ball bat may be more useful), she can check out this link for a detailed scoop on what the deal really is in the largely made up IRS/Tea Party “scandal”: How Congress Helped Create the IRS-Tea Party Mess

    Of course this is Mother Jones and as Ilse knows, they are all commies. So I say we use the ball bat instead. With her thick head, it is the only thing that might get through….

  18. tjtaygee says:

    liar-larr is seriously off his game. no more solo operation, at some point he was forced (likely by some kind of desperate circumstance) to abandon the craziest of his crazy – namely his campaign to smear the POTUS while defrauding his own fans with his promises of proof.
    Now, he has compatriots posting more than he does on his “news” site. it’s no longer all about the liar-larr. That, by itself, is as much an indication of his total failure as it is also nearly inconceivable considering the obvious narcissism of the liar-larr. however, as a liar, larr is also apparently capable of deceiving himself that this is somehow keeping him relevant.
    He’s not.
    He’s not relevant.
    The not-crazies among us have outlasted his crazy.

    The book is still vapor. liar-larr hasn’t gotten enough pre-orders to print that first run, leaving a very tiny # of sycophants breathlessly, desperately waiting.

    Be proud, Regulators – you are watching the steep decline of the liar-larr.

    Too bad it’s getting boring 😉

    • Dennis says:

      Yes, Jabba the Butt is imploding. Oh wait, he is suppose to be working on the new version of the Snooze site. Yeah, that’s the ticket. We ain’t seen nothing yet. Of course, we ain’t seeing nothing now either. This journalism thing must be trickier than he thought.

  19. Dennis says:

    Ohboy. Jabba is all excited that the winner of the Powerball Lotto lives in Florida. Warns the winner that he or she needs to carefully plan about handling all of that money. Gee, maybe he could help (he doesn’t say so but sure sounds like he is thinking it). BTW, would they like to “invest” in a hot emerging news site???????

    • kstreet607 says:

      LOL Dennis! While I was reading The first sentence of your post I thought: “Fatass will find a way to fleece some of that money…” But I wasn’t prepared for:

      Gee, maybe he could help (he doesn’t say so but sure sounds like he is thinking it). BTW, would they like to “invest” in a hot emerging news site???????


  20. Dennis says:

    While Jabba the Butt continues his search for the winner of the Power Ball, Ilse unloads on the IRS scandal (which BTW, ain’t much of a scandal since most of the Tea Party groups were trying to file as “social services” and gee gosh golly, that doesn’t involve wall-to-wall political crap). Yep, the White House is out to get God-fearing Christians (which BTW would suggest that these Teat Partiers should have been trying to a different, more “religious”, classification). Yes sir, Ilse even goes after the real fiend who she knows in her guts (which was pretty large and often pickled), that Iranian-born Valerie Jarrett (who BTW was born in Iran to American parents who I seem to recall were over there as part of some type of social service work). Yep, that Iranian-born Jarrett is out to get good solid God-fearing Christian non-Iranian born American patriots. What an evil master mind (except it doesn’t seem to be a plot that worked out all that real and quite a few of the organizations sound as if they were themselves filing some pretty debatable crap). Ilse guts have told her so.

    Meanwhile, Jabba’s butt will probably start telling him to post some pithy comments about the disaster victims in OK City. He has gotten into the habit of circling like a mangy vulture at moments like these.

    • noname says:

      Look for Ma Barker to initiate another “fund-raising for victims” scam. Like the “help the victims of Katrina” grift that netted Jabba the housing vouchers that he hawked to the Delaware innkeeper.

      Once he bit on that scam, Jabba figured correctly that he would be an easy mark for the fake money orders at a discount. Like W. C. Fields said, “You can’t cheat an honest man.”

  21. YankeeClipper says:

    Hi kids! Sorry I’ve been out of touch. I was seriously ill (and battling an MD that wanted to amputate my leg) for the past 2+ months. Flew to my Dad’s home in Ohio to celebrate his 86th birthday and get some much needed medical attention. Returned to the island to continue the medical treatments for the leg (from a different doctor), Woman that cleans my house and washes my bed linens, used the wrong detergent and my face swelled to pumpkin size with my eyes swollen shut and a horrendous rash. All the medication started working great for the leg and the detergent allergy when BAM! I woke up with the damned rash and swelling returning…I’m now allergic to benadryl! Received a shot for that and wound up having to take steroids to battle the benadryl allergy; 7 pills one day, 6 the next, 5 on the third day, 4 the next, etc until I just had one to take. So, now I am all better and next Friday I am permanently returning to Massachusetts! YAY!

    Swiftly changing the subject….Jabba fails again! Remember when he predicted Obama would release the death pics of bin Laden in time for the election? Well, of course, that didn’t happen and, the appeals court today ruled:

    Court: US can keep bin Laden photos under wraps


    WASHINGTON (AP) — A federal appeals court is backing the U.S. government’s decision not to release photos and video taken of Osama bin Laden during and after a raid in which the terrorist leader was killed by U.S. commandos.

    The three-judge panel of the U.S. Circuit Court of Appeals for the District of Columbia turned down an appeal Tuesday from Judicial Watch, a conservative watchdog group, which had filed a Freedom of Information Act request for the images.

    The court said that the CIA properly withheld publication of the images. The court concluded that the photos used to conduct facial recognition analysis of bin Laden could reveal classified intelligence methods — and that images of bin Laden’s burial at sea could trigger violence against American citizens.


  22. YankeeClipper says:

    I was just over at Fogbow, reading at the link that’s posted above. Came across this, which was posted today:

    to undisclosed recipients
    Posted By: RumorMail [Send E-Mail]
    Date: Monday, 20-May-2013 18:41:01
    High Alert!
    So what is going on? A UN troop invasion? Are things getting too hot?
    I’m getting cell phone calls that there are huge transport jets landing in West Virginia, Jacksonville, Fl, and Camp Atterbury, and possibly others. Plz post if you are seeing similar heavy air traffic in your areas. It appears we have a UN invasion developing.”Just had a phone call from a man in Jacksonville Florida who lives right on the flight path of the Naval Air station there who advised that starting early yesterday morning there has been a constant flow of huge unmarked military transport planes landing non-stop since. He thinks they’re C130′s and C17′s also. He said he’s never in all the years there seen more than a dozen per day. These jets are silver and plain, no tail markings. Do we have anyone here who can add to this?” ”I had several high level militia members call me with Intel confirmed on UN soldiers being flown into Indiana on 130s and c17s being issued US army name tapes and ranks and being put under order of DHS on top of that multiple armed swat raids being led by IRS in south multiple people taken Texas Florida Mississippi an Georgia.”
    When soldiers asked about incoming flights they are told you did not see what you thought you saw. … d=277349CC

    I hope Jabba’s good buddy is on the story.

  23. Dennis says:

    Dang glad to see you back and on the mend. Any more it seems as if people are just kind of vanishing over here and I was wondering where you were. Now if only Gilligan were around.

    Yes, I saw early today the hot report of UN troops secretly landing all over the country as we are about to be invaded. It’s all reliable information from a neighbor of a friend who heard it from his brother-in-law who learned about it from the bag boy at the Winn-Dixie. Ilse is probably stacking up her bombs bottles and booze right now.

    Meanwhile, Snooze brain is pushing the Lynn & Foster Friess fund drive for victims of OK. He will do anything to suck up to Foster. Actually, I am waiting for Jabba the Butt to spin the stupid half-bogus IRS scandal into some sorry headed account about his own bs story. You know it is coming…just give the vodka time to kick in.

    So get even better Yankee. We need the help over here. Got to go now, the UN troops are pounding on my door.

    • YankeeClipper says:

      Hey Dennis! Good to see you! Thanks for the welcome back, much appreciated. I miss our Gilligan too! Has there been any word at all from her>

      I’ve all ways wondered why Jabba called his site a “news site;” it’s anything but.

  24. Dennis says:

    The usual half-baked state of nothingness continues at the Jabba Snooze n Booze site. Another hacked together pile of gibberish by Fat Boy on Benghazi where he continues to insist that the Ambassador had been raped (pant, pant) while muttering some nonsense about his inside sources (other wing nutter web sites) and then jumbles up a collection of known facts with made up stuff then followed by a bizarre claim that he was right all along (about exactly what who knows or cares). Meanwhile, Ilse rambles about the work ethic, lazy people on welfare, the lousy nature of most jobs as well as the need for pride in work and basically, she seems to be drifting all over the map in a post that is unusually incoherent even by her dubious standards.

    I often thought that those idiots were drinking heavy. But man oh man, they have moved on to some serious dope or something over there. A van full of Meigs County Gold must have arrived.

  25. Dennis says:

    Meanwhile, the always “rational” Alex Jones helps to egg on the latest tempest in Bizarro World:
    Here come the tornado truthers. Already

    Yes, these tornadoes may be a plot by the military. Probably to keep us all distracted while those sneaky UN troops creep up on us.

  26. Dennis says:

    I have largely given up attempting to keep track of Orly Taitz simply because I don’t have the time to follow this deranged version of the Energizer Bunny. Between her demand for the arrest of Sheriff Joe, her filing of bogus “legal” forms against everybody in the phone book, her current attacks on John (her as she calls him, Juan) McCain etc etc. But I have to share the latest:
    “Demand send to Arianna Huffington, Editor of the Huffington Post by Attorney Orly Taitz for a retraction and correction of the article by John Celock published by Huffington post, which consists of Journalistic malpractice and defamation.”

    BTW, in the letter itself Orly keeps referring to her as Ms. Hiffington. She writes her letters like she writes her briefs: badly.

  27. Dennis says:

    Meanwhile, over at the Hiffington Post:
    Obama Is ‘Gay President,’ Should ‘Come Out Of The Closet,’ Says Dave Daubenmire

    So come on, Jabba. It’s time for more of those ludicrous long winded postings where you desperately try to insert yourself into national news stories in a pathetic display of crazy projected anger and grasping financial needs. We, your only readers, need our dose of old El Nutso.

  28. Dennis says:

    I just realized that Fat Boy actually has an “agent” for his “lecture” tours (whenever that is). Gee, this talent agency for wing nutters (Same Side Entertainment) must be really good. They even have a PayPal button for “donations.” Call me old fashion, but isn’t the agent’s fee all the donation they need???

  29. Meesh says:

    Eyeroll… Here we go…

    Coincidence Or Something Else?

    May 22, 2013
    By Lawrence Sinclair

    Something a bit strange happened to us at Sinclair News – LS News Group today that we are still having a hard time trying to figure out exactly what is. In fact “a bit” strange is an understatement considering what took place this afternoon between 1:30 to 2:00 PM ET.

    Today for the first time in several weeks we took the time to review or site visitor logs to get a feel from exactly what areas we are reaching and which areas we need to focus more energy on reaching.While reviewing the site traffic logs we came across Sinclair Broadcast Group, Inc which is headquartered in Cockeysville, MD visits and the search term (SinclairNews) used that brought them to our site.

    Sinclair Broadcasting visitor log

    Now let us be clear, there is nothing at all unusual for other media organizations to visit Sinclair News and in fact this afternoon alone Disney Worldwide/ABC News; NBC Universal; CBS and others have shown up on the site on the Lynn & Foster Friess $1 Million dollar matching challenge benefiting the Moore, OK tornado victims. However, the Sinclair Broadcast Group visits took a very strange turn this afternoon while we were reviewing the visitor logs.

    IMG_0012aAt 1:43 PM ET today while reviewing the visits from Sinclair Broadcast Group our phone rang with a call from Wilmington, Delaware. The name shown on the caller ID is Burgess, William and the number is 302-753-7724. At the same time this call was received, the caller was on Sinclair News-LS News Group (see below). Because the woman on the Delaware end of the call refused to identify herself or from where she was calling, we have taken measure to document the events for one reason. Sinclair News – LS News Group has some enemies in the Wilmington, DE area who have for more than five years now engaged in illegal acts to intimidate, harass and repeatedly file false reports with multiple agencies for the express purpose attacking Sinclair News. The fact that we continue to grow an our reach continues to increase around the world we expected yet more attempts to create problems for us. Efforts to call the number back and identify the individual have been unsuccessful as we continue to go to voice mail.

    The caller immediately asked “a hi, are you affiliated with Sinclair Broadcast Group?” We informed the caller that we are not only NOT affiliated with Sinclair Broadcast Group, we have never published anything that would imply we are affiliated with them in any way. We not only found the call at the same time we were reviewing site visitor logs on Sinclair Broadcast Group we found the SBGI visits somewhat out of the norm because they were based on a single search term and only recently had they begun. we contacted SBGI’s Corporate Office in Maryland to inquire as to whether there was some sort of conflict between SBGI and Sinclair News.

    We explained how we had received a call just moments prior to our contacting SBGI asking us if we were affiliated with SBGI. We also explained that the individual who had just called led us to believe that there was an issue with our name Sinclair News and Sinclair Broadcast Group and she refused to identify herself beyond saying her name was Annette.

    SBGI Legal Departments Administrative Assistant advised that “we do not have any operations or employees in any locations in the State of Delaware nor does SBGI have any issues with Sinclair News.” The Legal Departments AA said that the site visits from SBGI Corporate “most likely were employees simply checking to see where we were at.

    Delaware Caller re SBGI

    We do continue to grow our audience and we are pleased that we have grown to the point where people who have far larger News Operation budgets than we do are taking notice.

    So again we ask: Coincidence Or Something Else?

    Something else—> You’re an *idiot* Blubber mouth.

    • Dennis says:

      Yeah Meesh, I saw this one. The bs about the news visits: It has become pretty common practice for news organizations to do vast search engine trolls under various words and names in an attempt to find possible links and reports for their own use and/or research. A lot of what turns up in such search engine trolls is simply crap that they ignore. Guess where Fat Boy fits in? The Sinclair Broadcast Group is also pretty straight forward. They are a large and extremely right wing media company (they actually can make Fox look liberal). They are also greedy and vicious and I have no doubt that they find the name of Jabba’s site of possible “interest.” The phone call most likely was an attempt to see if he was stupid enough to make himself sound as if his site were contacted to them. I assume that they have already ran a financial check on him to see if he is worth going after. It has nothing to do with him personally. It is strictly business. He may get a request from them to change the name of his site. I hope he goes crazy. Would be fun to watch.

    • YankeeClipper says:

      I’m curious to know how big the Snooze site has “grown.” Dennis, are you the Regulator who knows how to check those things out? I’d do it but don’t know how or where to begin. Something tells me that when Jabba claims his site has grown, he’s on hallucinogenics.

      • Dennis says:

        Oh, I ran through his most recent figures just a little while back. Basically, it’s hard to say because he has pretty much fallen off the Alexis chart. His numbers have been dropping like a rock after the election and they are too small to track. So you are correct in assuming that he is full of something (weed, booze, crack, whatever). Once you take people like us out of the picture, he has about six readers.

    • Dennis says:

      BTW Meesh, the plot thickens:
      “Update: This morning while out of the office we received two calls from the Delaware number reported in this story. Neither call resulted in any voice message being left. When we returned and attempted to return the calls we again went to voice mail for that number.”

      Oh yes, his many, many enemies in Delaware are out to get him. Yes sir, it’s a vast conspiracy. And it’s all because he is just sooooo important. Wait a minute, how many bogus money orders did he pass around that state?

  30. Dennis says:

    As I was saying:
    Click to open menu This site is claimed.
    This site’s metrics are not certified.

    Founded by Lawrence (Larry) W. Sinclair (from what started four years ago as allegations against then Senator Barack Obama on January 17, 2008) LS News Group is a 24-hour news site providing original reporting from an experienced team of reporters, thoug
    Statistics Summary for

    There are 7,264,119 sites with a better three-month global Alexa traffic rank than, and the site is based in the US.
    Alexa Traffic Rank Reputation
    Global 7,264,120
    Global Rank

    This is all they got because his figures all way below there min. measurement. It’s kind of like his dick….

    • YankeeClipper says:

      LOL. Thanks Dennis. I guess we can no longer say “Lardy’s circling the porcelain bowl.” Hell, he and his snooze site are down in the plumbing some where. Of course, if the bowl is hooked to a septic system, we know where Lardy is swimming these days.

  31. Dennis says:

    Today at Fantasy Island, Ilse unloads more illogic warning that it is like 1939 as the country is lulled to sleep by all of Obama’s free give aways (which I somehow keep missing) while Hitler’s Islamic forces march across the globe because of our weak immigration policies (because we need to stem the Islamic tide by keeping out Latino immigrants?) and the end is near for us lousy no good free loading types. So there, you commie bastards.

    • noname says:

      Ahhh, Ilse–the irony is off the scale. Can you not notice that you consort with a parasite who has never worked, is currently feeding at the government teat, has always been an economic and social predator, and freely admits to smuggling illegals into the country for gain.

      Oh, where are my Tums?

  32. noname says:

    Suck it, Ilse!

    Social Liberalism Reaches a New High

    Following the election of Barack Obama there was a significant spike in the number of Americans who considered themselves social conservatives, but since then the number of social conservatives has been dropping. Now Americans see themselves as more socially liberal than they ever have before. …


  33. noname says:

    It seems that Jabba is not the only one afflicted with self-hate.

    The Southern Poverty Law Center on Wednesday accused South Carolina Gov. Nikki Haley of appointing a white supremacist to her steering committee.

    In February, the Republican governor announced she had formed the committee to explore her re-election options. Roan Garcia-Quintana of Greenville was listed as one of the 164 co-chairs.

    The Anti-Defamation League has described Garcia-Quintana as a “white supremacist” and “a well-known leader” in the Council of Conservative Citizens.

    The group openly opposes the immigration of “non-European and non-Western peoples into the United States” and condemns “all efforts to mix the races of mankind.” The Council of Conservative Citizens also believes the United States should not tolerate “sexual licentiousness, homosexuality and other perversions, mixture of the races, pornography in all forms, and subversion of the authority of parents.”

    The NAACP described the Council of Conservative Citizens as “the largest white nationalist group in the country and direct descendant of the white Citizens Councils that fought to defend Jim Crow segregation during the 1950s and 1960s.”

    Though Garcia-Quintana is himself a Cuban immigrant, he has claimed to be purely of European descent.


    Tee hee hee…I can’t wait until he denounces her as a “cow worshipper.”

  34. Dennis says:

    Gosh, I am so glad to see that Fox News is able to explain it all:
    Fox’s Varney Imagines Obama Re-Election “Was Orchestrated By Government Bureaucrats”

    And to think I assumed that Mitt simply blew the election by his dubious decision to campaign primarily to slow witted middle-aged white guys who lived mostly in sparsely populated but big and boxy states (which is actually part of the problem he had). BTW, am I the only person around who is getting really fed up hearing all of this total crap about how we are getting this “free stuff.” Like where is it, you know. Maybe I’m just out of the loop, but I’m only finding free stuff when I’m dumpster diving…

  35. Dennis says:

    Oh gee, on second thought I guess I should just hush my mouth….Wouldn’t want this sweet gal to bruise her delicate knuckles on my fat free loading chin.
    Fox News Host Urges Viewers To Physically Harm Obama Voters (AUDIO)

    Read more:

  36. Dennis says:

    Fat Boy keeps sucking up big time to Foster Friess and all of his “charity” work, especially the current fund drive for victims of the OK tornado. So I thought it might be time to look up ol’Foster’s pet charity, the National Christian Foundation. Oh wee!!!!!!! First item out of the box: Inside The #1 Religious Right Money Machine They are not exactly crooks. More like high rolling racketeers. I especially like the part where Rick Cohen of the National Committee for Responsive Philanthropy sums the groups as: “”I haven’t seen anything like NCF in all the years since I began been monitoring charities<," he said. "They've created a money making machine far beyond anything. There's certainly nothing comparable on the progressive side, nothing that comes close to generating this amount of capital."

    No wonder Fat Boy is hoping for some fat crumbs from the master's table. Friess is running a virtual scam.

  37. Dennis says:

    Another interesting read on Foster Friess and his approach to charity:
    The Philanthropy of Foster Friess, Santorum’s Main PAC Man

    Especially of interest is: “Beginning in the fiscal year ending in April of 2005, the Friess Foundation shifted all but a tiny pittance of its grantmaking to and through the National Christian Foundation (NCF), a public charity that administers donor-advised funds and other accounts to make grants largely to Christian charities. Before 2005, the Friess Foundation’s 990s listed all of their grant recipients individually. After shifting to the National Christian Foundation, the transparency of the Friess Foundation grantmaking evaporates as NCF either doesn’t list all of its grants or doesn’t link its grants to specific donors.”

    In other words, he a bag man for the wing nutters and works with the NCF in running a strangely legal form of 3 Card Monte with donated monies. So it is a safe bet that any money “donated” for relief to victims in OK is going to appear later in some type of right wing political campaign. It isn’t exactly a scam legally, but sure sounds like one ethically.

  38. Dennis says:

    Another charity that Jabba loves to promote is Water Missions International. Just looked up their Better Business Bureau report: “This charitable organization either has not responded to written BBB requests for information or has declined to be evaluated in relation to BBB Standards for Charity Accountability. Charity participation in BBB review is voluntary. However, without the requested information, it is not possible to determine whether this charity adheres to all of the BBB Standards for Charity Accountability. The BBB encourages charities to disclose accountability information beyond that typically included in financial statements and government filings, in order to demonstrate transparency and strengthen public trust in the charitable sector.

    The BBB reports on charities and determines if they meet 20 voluntary standards on matters such as charity finances, appeals, and governance. The BBB does not evaluate the worthiness of the charitable program.”

    The group has a decent rep and maintain a good positive PR front, but they are sidestepping any form of financial accountability. In fact, I am seeing lots of news stories about all the various large grants and donations that they are getting for low tech water purification projects in 3rd World countries and I haven’t found a single report of actual financial accountability involving any of the public and/or private monies spent. This is actually extremely weird.

  39. Dennis says:

    Pretty quiet on the Jabba front as he spent Memorial Day recording truck noises in front of a local Steak n Shake. OK, he was suppose to be “covering” a veteran and Code Pink anti-war rally but mostly it is a lot of traffic noise. Only excitement today is at the Orly front as the mad woman of Moldavia some how connects Obama to controversies involving Sonia Gandhi and from her connects everyone to the KGB and in the process starts rolling around Obama’s birthdate, place of birth, and I can’t keep track what all else. I suggest that someone who is really stoned needs to check her site and see if it makes some sense.

  40. Dennis says:

    Latest out of Wing Nutter Land, the IRS has illegally siezed over 60 million medical records!! Wow! Actually, the claim has to do with a somewhat bizarre lawsuit filed last March in California (see in which a rather obscure attorney claims he is filing on behalf of a company that currently does not wish to be named but that they are a major HIPAA medical service in California whose 10 million client records had been seized by the IRS. So basically, this guy is implying that he represents Kaiser Permanente (they have the type of client base he is describing) and appears to be trying to turn it into a major class action suit by shamelessly pitching for more clients from the Screen Actors Guild, the Directors Guild, and a wide variety of state judges and state employees. The suit sounds half-bogus and eventually he will (presumably) be expected to name the client and actually produce support evidence. BTW, I briefly worked as a sub-contractor to Kaiser Permanente. They have a large legal department and a very hard attitude. They also view the feds as being in service to them and not the other way around. So I am tempted to suggest that this suit smells. But don’t tell that to the Nutters who are having a field day.

  41. Meesh says:

    Thanks to Dennis, there’s a new post —–> HERE Let’s move everything there, K?

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