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More garbage from SickLiar

on January 27, 2013

Once again I do not want to pollute the previous post which serves as a Tribute of the inauguration of the President of the USA and his lovely wife. Soooo I decided to start another post dealing with the latest:

In a recent very lengthy post…entitled:

Perceptions are Relative…TRUTH IS ABSOLUTE

January 25, 2013 By Lawrence Sinclair

Here’s the link.

There’s also a VERY lengthy video, that I have embedded here.It’s about one hour long and it’s loaded  with much  re-hashed garbage…detailing events of Sickliar’s fake internet suicide:images_suicide_LarryHere’s what Tub-O-Lard has to say in video, watch with caution. Disclaimer: Please be informed that we are not responsible for the effects such as nausea and vomiting – view at your own risk as it is:

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Our Dennis after reading the post – not sure if he had the stomach to watch the whole video, I sure didn’t. Anyway, let’s see what our Dennis has to say:

DENNIS THE MENACE 1Why would any one think that Fatso faked his suicide attempt. Maybe because

1. He claims to have taken 50 morphine tablets, but in the video he is almost undoubtedly swallowing much fewer of whatever he is suppose to be swallowing (actually in the video, it isn’t even clear that he is taking anything at all).

2. Once the EMS crew got to him, there did not appear to be any signs of the normal reactions to an over dose of morphine tablets (vomiting etc.). He simply appeared to have been tired and argumentative (after a long night of going online to monitor the clicks on his video and, possibly, faking notes from his “mama” in an attempt to get money from people for his “funeral.”

3. He used a disclaimer. Through the whole process (not just that night but in all of the previous videos), he never once stated that he was intending to kill himself. Oh sure, he spent lots of time sounding like someone of the verge, but he never said anything in any direct manner. He merely “steered” people to that assumption. Then, he kept whining about how people would put their “interpretations” onto his “words” and that he couldn’t be responsible for their mistaken interpretations. In other words, he was steering people to assume he was planning suicide but he never said anything of the sort. So just in case something went wrong with the gambit (like somebody calling in the cops or something), he was covered against any charges of faking suicide. After all, he never said that. It was just their interpretation.

It was a classic con job, fine print and all. He even had his legal defense built right in.

I have added this because Dennis brought himself to watch the video, here goes:

“OK, I finally took a quick scan through the video. He spins nearly 40 minutes still arguing about the HIV+ listing he was given by the ER in West Virginia. Blames everybody (Secret Service, the entire Obama staff, any one who has ever written about him etc etc). Produces a lab result from a clinic in Georgia (odd, I seem to recall that the first time he posted these results it was from a clinic in Tennessee).

Rants and raves about the filthy liars and their filthy lies. Then spends about 30 minutes complete re-spinning all of his previous spins (for example, he has never been convicted…then he kind of flips over to he has never, for example, been convicted of human trafficking – BTW turd brain, you already admitted to committing the crime in your first stupid book). Then he contradicts himself for a while and slides into a stupid pitch for his new non-existent book which he admits he is still “working.”

So in a nutshell, everything he has previously said he didn’t say and any one who says otherwise is a no good lying bastard, so please buy my new book which isn’t even written so I can spin some more tales before I contradict myself some more and by the way, I am not HIV+ and because I’m, not I will carry on like an hysterical fuck for the next three hours to tell you otherwise.

But the slurping noise while he gulps his cola was a nice touch…”

Once AGAIN Dennis, I thank you!


83 responses to “More garbage from SickLiar

  1. Dennis says:

    BTW Fat Boy, I notice that you still have a hack problem on your lousy web site. It might have something to do with the Infolink you are connected to. Just Google the rep for the company (for example http://www.complaintsboard.com/complaints/infolinkscom-c495075.html). Because of your “professional” work experience, the way they operate should sound very familiar.

    • Meesh says:

      Hi Dennis,

      Thanks for the post…so is FatAss still selling Prednisone on his site?

      • kstreet607 says:

        I’m thinking someone complained that they never got the signed book they paid for in advance…per FatAss’ advertisements. I’m sure some gullible fool(s) ordered the “pre-signed” copies and probably wrote to Sinclair. But after weeks of no response…or a snarky response at best, they complained TO infolinks. Or it could be something as simple as those perpetual PayPal links throughout his site. Sinclair is a grifter…plain and simple. Everything he does smells ‘GRIFTER”.

        • Dennis says:

          I suspect that he has yet to sell any pre-orders. Obviosuly he has to sale enough pre-orders before he can even print some copies (with enough money left over to other “expenses”) and since few pre-orders have come in he can’t print any copies (of a book that he has probably not actually “written” yet – but hey, without any pre-orders why should he bust his nuts “writing”).

      • Dennis says:

        Yep. And on Google is site is listed with a warning about dubious connecting links. Infolinks appears to have a problematic rep for inflating the click counts for site signed to them while producing links directing people to other sites and promises of ad money that never appears….Gee, does this some familiar.

  2. Dennis says:

    Just checked the YouTube count for Lardo’s most recent production. Barely in the three digit range, but the comments are almost priceless:

    SinclairNews 1 day ago

    When One Man Stands backs up everything, and is in fact written because of the continued repeated false claims that are contained in your comment. Feel free to file a FOIA with the US Secret Service and be sure to include in said request all documents, records of phone calls, emails and faxes received in any field office so you can see how the USSS was monitoring those idiots sending them those things.
    · in reply to reidwyman (Show the comment)
    SinclairNews

    SinclairNews 1 day ago

    Please feel free to produce a “single” threat you claim has ever been made against Barack Obama. In addition would you provide a single “bullet holes” picture you allege was sent to anyone. When you make claims you should be prepared to back up your words.

    Per the United States Secret Service Mr. Sinclair has NEVER been accused of making ANY threat against Barack Obama or anyone else in his family.

    As for FOIA, those documents are not avialable to you under FOIA.

    · in reply to reidwyman (Show the comment)
    reidwyman

    reidwyman 1 day ago

    So let me get this straight you constantly threaten the President ( call his dying grandmother, send pics of POTUS & FLOTUS with bullet holes in them, etc), get on the Secret Services radar and your wondering why the hospital sent them reports? Because your insane and a threat to the President that why!! Instead of buying your book I think I will just request the info thru the Freedom of Information Act.
    ·

  3. newname says:

    Gargantua has jumped the shark. He dares not contact and harass the WH anymore, despite grandiose assertions that he would (“…you can bank on it!”). He is leery about even entering the Capitol District because of and unpaid traffic violation. There is nothing he can do to “make noise,” except “rage, rage against the drying of the drift.”

    All rats (save Ilse, who has her own agenda–which is not fatboy’s) have abandoned the SS Douchebag Sheet, he can’t even get enough hatriots to provide funding for another libelous screed to be produced.

    Your fifteen minutes has long since been up, Jabba, swallow another batch of tic-tacs.

  4. Dennis says:

    While Fat Boy wallows in his sickening pool of lies and self-pity, Ilse marches on. Today, she is demanding a return to the gold standard just the way both God and Ron Paul demands. Note to Ilse: Your history of the gold standard is pure garbage. For a real history, please feel free to use this link: http://www.econlib.org/library/Enc/GoldStandard.html. You won’t like it because the real facts do not support your fantasy, but so what. You need to snap out of it. But I love your claim about the vault at Fort Knox being empty. Guess you did part of your research at:

  5. democratista says:

    Here is one long Sinclair “sentence”…but it says: 240 Morphine Sulfate tablets! 240???

    From the pressures of a $30 Million dollar defamation suit filed in May 2010, after leaving his home in Florida to relocate to the Washington, DC area on August 2, 2010 in what was thought to be the best way to deal with the litigation, it simply became so overwhelming to this writer that in what clearly was a stupid act this writer traveled to a hotel in Charles Town, WV on September 27, 2010 where he took more than 240 Morphine Sulfate tablets as a result of simply giving in to the constant pressure of the litigation and the non-stop attacks against him, his family and friends.

    • Meesh says:

      I guess it’s hard to kill an elephant with pills. C’mon now 240 pills he would have barfed them up first.Also Morphine Sulfate is a controlled substance, there’s NO WAY in the world he’d have that amount. If memory serves me, he was on the long acting kind, not sure what Medicaid/Medicare pay for. Here in Canada it’s one months supply only.He’s so full of *SHIT*.

    • Dennis says:

      240??!! Gee, he started with 50 pills just last week. Can’t wait to see how many he will have swallowed by Friday. Can’t this bum keep any of his bogus stories half straight?

  6. Dennis says:

    Note to Lardo: I know you are just making this crap up as you go along (which is pretty obvious on your most recent video) but for crying out loud, take notes or something.

  7. Dennis says:

    Fat’s continues to mindlessly recycle press releases from CPAC as if anyone cares. Thank God for Orly. Without her, life would be so dull (if rational):
    Orly Taitz Plans To Lobby Congress
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/01/28/orly-taitz-congress_n_2567464.html?utm_hp_ref=politics

  8. Dennis says:

    Sweet baby Jesus, Lardo has turned toward God and the cross. He has discovered the Cross and the Switchblade. He is borned again (based upon his new post). Lordy, Lordy!!!! He once was lost but now he’s saved….Oh for crying out loud, will someone pull the plug on this nitwit. Truth be told, I am a semi-practicing Catholic but will somebody give me a break….I can’t take this turd ball crap any more. This lying goddamn bag of deep melted shit is just too ludicrous for words. If he truly believed what he now claims, does he fully understand the depths of Hell he faces? Nah. Get thee behind me Satan.

    • newname says:

      Oh, my. Oh, my. Did he really claim that? I guess the grift has run its course, so a new scheme must be hatched. Look for him to become the the second coming of Marjoe Gortner.
      As an unfaithful–nevertheless, still believing–Southern Baptist, I roundly resent the invoking of the Deity’s name in vain for dastardly purposes. This is a meme of foul RWers who proclaim “God is on our (the right) side” while all the while espousing evil actions. Every time I visit the Freerepublic and obamareleaseyourrecords site I wonder if the Allmighty is temporarily out of lightning bolts.

  9. kstreet607 says:

    It dawned on me that if during the Parisi lawsuit, Fatass was so stressed and bewildered by these events, why does he continue to threaten to sue whomever disagrees with him? Oh never mind, I forgot Jabba the Butt is a socio-path and has no feelings about what he does to others…ONLY what others do to him. What a creep!

  10. Dennis says:

    Fat Boy’s effort to sucking up to Foster Freiss is taking a toll on the poor lying lizard’s brains. Next thing we know, he is going to be going door to door asking his neighbors if they have been saved. OK, he will only go to a few doors. I mean, maybe just one. You don’t want the guy to wear himself out or something…..

  11. Dennis says:

    While the Rev. Jabba continues to suck up to Foster Freiss, Ilse takes time to elaborate on the gospel message of “Screw the meek. They’re stealing from the rest of us.” Yes, Ilse has rediscovered the myth of the welfare queen, those “poor” folks who buy steaks and vodka with their government handouts. Note to Ilse: Actually, a lot of these folks are not like your pal Lardo. Lots of these people do need the assistance (which isn’t normally that generous, except – so it would seem – in the case of your pal, Lardo). In fact, maybe you should quiz Fat Boy about this, because he sure is living off of something and it sure ain’t called work.

    • newname says:

      The cognitive dissonance of RW nuts always amazes me. It must be the fluoride in the water, or, perhaps, the constant diet of spam and kraft dinner that destroy their brain cells.Oh, hell–it could be the Coca-Colas first thing in the morning.

      Couldn’t be Faux news, since they stupid before. Ailes is just exploiting this stupidity, not causing it. Oh, I’ve got it! It’s the Old Milwaukee beer that 7-11 discounts; that formaldehyde not only preserves, it kills.

      For instance, they are all for unrestricted gun rights as a God-given perk, but when the (real) Black Panthers were rolling and making noises about “protecting” citizens, they were all for restrictions on gun ownership and possession.

      Ilse bleats about chiselers at the government teat, while simultaneously supporting a poster-boy for deadbeats.

  12. Dennis says:

    Fat Boy the Coyote takes to task the Obama/Senate effort for immigration reform because…well, then he drifts off to a long winded description of how it is done that always seems to end up at the La Quinta Inn-Denny’s in San Antonio, TX and wistfully relates the kind of money made and then seems to be arguing that any approach to reform simply helps the business of sneaking people over the border where they can hide 10 or more people in a room at the La Quinta Inn-Denny’s in San Antonio, TX easy as pie and besides those were good days because he had money to drink with and….well, he doesn’t seem to have so much as a point as he has some fond memories. What a guy. Maybe later he can share some pointers about how many folks he could pack into a VW Beetle.

  13. Dennis says:

    While Jabba trolls down memory lane, Orly is all over the place. She is now filing for a default judgement against Obama because she says so…still trying to piece this one together but it’s a safe bet that she doesn’t know what she is talking about. Meanwhile, she is insisting that she and all of her supporters have been hacked….yes, hacked I say. Haven’t we all heard this crap before?

  14. Dennis says:

    Thornton Parsons once again reminds us that she is to history what Orly Taitz is to law: pig ignorant and totally crazy. In a poorly worded blog (for example, she types a sentence that due to its bad writing makes it sound as if the shuttle Columbia blew up after it landed), she stumbles through a memorial to dead astronauts and steers mindlessly into a rehash of the old (and largely discredited) Obama/NASA/Muslim Outreach flack.

    Quick notes for Ilse: 1. The shuttle Columbia did indeed blow up ten years ago. Obama wasn’t president at the time. Period. You are more than stretching a point. 2. There is no Muslim Outreach program (see http://voices.washingtonpost.com/federal-eye/2010/07/white_house_no_muslim_outreach.html). Further, this bit of faux outrage came and went nearly 3 years ago. Move on, you nitwit. 3. Just give it up, Ilse. Your writing has gone down the toilet the longer to hang out with Fat Boy. As a political historian, you’re worthless. But increasingly, you can’t hack it as an English teacher either..

  15. YankeeClipper says:

    Hi kids! Hope all is well for everyone.

    I expect we’ll be seeing something from Jabba, re: a certain picture released today by the White House. lol

  16. newname says:

    This just In! Obama causes power outage at Superbowl. Get right on it, Ilse & Orly.

    He couldn’t stand have gay-friendly SF trailing, but the “heart attack dart” missed Ray Lewis during the outage. Alas.

  17. Dennis says:

    Don’t know about Orly, but Ilse is busy today going after the Socialist Labor Party and its vile plot to take over America. Of course Ilse seems to be unaware that the Socialist Labor Party is basically kaput (and has been for a while). Sure, it has a vague web presence (much like Lardo) but that is about it. Guess she has been hitting the bourbon heavy again.

    • newname says:

      Guess she has been hitting the bourbon heavy again.

      Or, more likely, sharing fatso’s pharmaceutical dope. Florida is rife with “pill mill” prescription writers/prescription fillers.

  18. Dennis says:

    Latest hot flash from Snooze World: Jabba goes to church and the roof didn’t fall. That’s about it. This sucking up to Foster Friess is taking a horrible toll on Fat Boy. Eventually there will be a blow out (there always is), but until then it is mighty dull over there as Lardo attempts to act all holy and civil. Coming up tomorrow: Fats waddles from door to door in the trailer park asking his neighbors if they have been saved (and if so, how much have they saved and maybe they could give him some).

  19. tjtaygee says:

    I actually watched that vid shortly after it was originally linked here. All I could think – from the outset – was, “from whence comes this?” I mean, how many people are following liar-larr, and how few of them does he allow to get through to him with confrontational comments, that he felt the need to go through all of this?
    Other than us, who do it mostly and mainly for the lulz – WHO DID HE THINK HE WAS GOING TO ATTRACT AS AN AUDIENCE?
    He is, quite literally, desperate for $$$…and thinks (more-like hopes) that posting a conspiracy theory vid will gin-up some nutbags to send him money in orgasmic frenzies over their hero, liar-larr.
    I’m putting my money on “FAIL”!

  20. Dennis says:

    And the fails continue. Today at Lardo’s no news site, Fat Boy posts more “reports” on every lousy announcement of speakers at the upcoming ACU convention. Yes, Jeb Bush will be a speaker. Big deal. Meanwhile, Ilse continues her slide into looney land by writing a stupid rant as only a stupid person can rant about how everybody else is stupid. Obama doesn’t use proper English (BTW Ilse, you are increasingly weak on that front yourself); Clinton made a viagra joke; etc etc. I have a bad feeling that Ilse and I are getting well close to that classic exchange in the 1975 version of Farewell, My Lovely:
    ” Frances Amthor: I think you’re a very stupid person. You look stupid, you’re in a stupid business, and you’re on a stupid case.
    Philip Marlowe: I get it. I’m stupid.”

    Com to think of it, Ilse looks a bit like a blonde version of Kate Murtagh.

  21. Dennis says:

    Good grief, even Fat Boy’s Twitter crap is boring. Stupid “updates” on the ACU conference (like is he hoping to charge them for all the free ads) with periodic plugs for his stupid YouTube video (153 viewers and holding – his crappy faux suicide video was a bigger hit). Same old, same old. There’s no life left in his fat lying body. He has become the zombie of the right wing, a dull lifeless force just shuffling through the motions.

  22. YankeeClipper says:

    Oh no! Oh No! Oh No! Okay, which one of you Mountain Time residents did this dastardly deed to the Queen of Lard?

    Sinclair News Targeted By Hackers Again at 7:24 AM MT Today

    February 6, 2013By Lawrence Sinclair

    First we would like to apologize to our readers and visitors who throughout the day continued to get 404 Error pages every time you attempted to navigate to an article or page on Sinclair News today. Sinclair News has made a number of enemies over the course of the past year who simply do not like our bold straight forward reporting of the facts without trying to spin or play politics for favors and friendships. Fact is some of those individuals and/or organizations who would like us to simply go away are well funded and have a very large group of friends and supporters who have demonstrated their willingness to engage in any activity which would result in taking Sinclair News out.

    Because Sinclair News does what it does out of commitment to the truth and without a desire for playing politics in exchange for favors and friendship we operate on a very limited budget which mostly comes from our own pockets. That is fine with us but it also means we are limited in the resources we have to hire services of security providers to help keep these hacking attempts from being successful. We want to assure our readers and visitors that while the hackers have been able to access our servers to delete our content files which result in you getting a 404 Error Page, they have not been able to do anything else which would in any way compromise the readers security. If you ever question the safety of our site feel free to view our Site-Lock certification on the home page as well as our Norton safety status.

    We are in the process of securing the services of a company which can help prevent these types of events from occurring as well as identifying those responsible for the attacks.

    We thank you for your continued support and for choosing Sinclair News as your source for honest, uncensored and unafraid news.

    • YankeeClipper says:

      I think I’ve uncovered the identity of the culprit(s) that performed that hack job on the Snooze-arama site!

      Two of Phelps’ granddaughters leave Westboro Church

      http://www.kansascity.com/2013/02/06/4052727/two-members-leave-westboro-church.html#storylink=omni_popular

      Two granddaughters of Westboro Baptist Church firebrand Fred Phelps have split with the Topeka-based congregation, indicating their views have evolved and they now regret the pain they have caused others.

      –snip-

      A statement signed by both sisters and posted on social media Wednesday said the two were trying to figure out their future.

      “We know that we’ve done and said things that hurt people,” the statement said. “Inflicting pain on others wasn’t the goal, but it was one of the outcomes. We wish it weren’t so and regret that hurt.”

      Steve Drain, a spokesman for the church, said in an interview Wednesday that the sisters had rejected the Lord. “We can’t control whether or not somebody decides, when they grow up, that they don’t want to be here,” Drain said. “Those two girls were kind of straddling the idea that they wanted to be of the world but that they would also miss their family, the only thing they ever knew. If they continue with the position that they have, those two girls, yeah, they’re going to hell.”

    • Dennis says:

      Oh yeah, he’s been hacked again. Oh lordy, he should change his motto to America’s Most Hacked News Site. I’m guessing that he was doing his own IT work and screwed it up. But what the hey. It’s given him a extra handle for begging for donations.

  23. Dennis says:

    While Fat Boy and Ilse continues to stumble around in a dark room, Orly is moving on:
    Orly Taitz Outlines Plans For Washington Road Trip
    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/02/07/orly-taitz_n_2638294.html

    Wait a minute. Didn’t that last “protest” end up with her standing around in cold Washington weather looking stupid?

  24. Dennis says:

    Guess while she is there, Orly could go for broke and storm the State of the Union address with a loud round of:

  25. kstreet607 says:

    :::Waving at my fellow Regulators:::: As we’ve stated time and time again: We are the GOOD GUYS and as such, we keep an eye on the bad guys like Jabba the Butt and Oily Taitz. You guys are the best.

    Carry on…

  26. Dennis says:

    Speaking of Oily, am I missing something or does this legal eagle keep trying to jam about six different cases into a single legal brief? Along with so-called “evidence” that she already knows is faked and a bizarre demand that she expects the judge to jump off the bench and start “investigating.”

  27. Dennis says:

    Oh my, Orly has posted the rip snorting footage of the large mob protesting today in front of the federal court house in Sacramento:

    OK, they never reach the double digit range and most of them look as if they will be having dinner at Denney’s before their 2pm bedtime, but obviously the movement grows (old). Can’t wait to see this freak show in Washington next week.

    • YankeeClipper says:

      Where’s Trump the Chump? Pat Boone? The flying monkeys from Wing Nut Daily? Too bad Jabba’s on the outs with Orly, he could have attended, doubling the physical size of the demo.

  28. YankeeClipper says:

    Breaking News! Breaking News!

    Flying Monkeys Start Cannibalizing One Another

    Birthers turn on each other in court

    In a libel suit, birther attorney Philip Berg accuses Orly Taitz of “deplorable” harassment against his paralegal

    BY JILLIAN RAYFIELD

    http://www.salon.com/2013/02/08/birthers_turn_on_each_other_in_court/

  29. Dennis says:

    Recent comment from Oily’s site: “How can American Citizens insure that the next candidates for President are “natural born” when odd judges allow for more than TWO parents?”

    Based on what I have seen of her followers, I’m guessing they are handing out reefer at the old folks home tonight. Of course, my son had a friend in high school who had five mothers…it really is simply a new age out there.

  30. kstreet607 says:

    I agree YC! I think it was his best because it was PERSONAL!

    BTW…Lawrence O’Donnell might have a point about Trump actually being “broke”. Why else would he take a joke like that so seriously and sue for the 5 million? It seems he knows he can’t sue for libel based on Times v Sullivan. So he goes the route of “Breech of contract”.

    I’m certain Maher’s lawyers will show how thin-skinned Trump really is and will also break down the Orangutan reference as the JOKE that it was. This case will be interesting to follow. Trump is such a DOUCHE!

  31. Dennis says:

    Kstreet,
    I don’t know about the Donald being broke, but basically he does that stupid TV show because he really needs the money. The myth about Trump being a great business man is simply PR hype. His father was the business man who made the money. The Donald has largely been the chump who blew a lot of the money on various bad deals. An Orangutan could have done better.

  32. aah…the Donald can’t sue for defamation. You know…that whole “public figure” thing figues in for him.

    On another note, I will be chopping through the snow in front of my side door (which is the one I use) which I only opened to freak out the cat so he could see for real what happens when it snows. He’s not seen snow like this in his short life.

    Anytway, I came in because MHP (Melissa Harris-Perry…love her) is doing a segment on the great love between the Obamas. LOL…she was just saying that President Obama was the product of a single mama raised by his grandparents. Never really thought much about that…..Hopefully, I will find the clip later when the show is over and we can post it (if my generous and lovely moderators choose to do so).

    Now…to check what’s going on here weather-wise. We seem to be melting.

  33. Well….that didn’t go well. It weighs a ton and I had an astha attack after two shovels full….so I guess we’ll be using the front door. God bless my ex-husband who came over with his snowblower yesterday and also cleared my front steps (I guess since they don’t have two feet of snow).

    • kstreet607 says:

      Hey Demo…good to see you and the latin/greek (not sure which) sounding new spelling of your name. Glad to see you’re “weathering” the storm up there. “Nemo” is such a misnomer for that storm!

  34. Dennis says:

    Orly Taitz is almost as good at math as she is with law. According to her recent post, her site is: “Alexa.com ranks 25 million top web sites. This site is ranked 18,000 in the U.S. and 131,000 world wide.
    It means that this site has more visitors, more readers than 99.9% of all web sites.”

    OK, she appears not to realize that anyone can access Alexa and run the figures. According to them, she is ranked 18,934 (US) out of 131,772 (US) which breaks down to 14.3%. Not bad (better than she deserves), but a tad shy of her strange math. The estimate from Alexa is:
    orlytaitzesq.com

    Orlytaitzesq.com
    Click to open menu This site’s metrics are not certified.

    Statistics Summary for orlytaitzesq.com

    Orlytaitzesq.com is ranked #131,772 in the world according to the three-month Alexa traffic rankings. Visitors to the site spend approximately two minutes on each pageview and a total of four minutes on the site during each visit, and the site has a relatively good traffic rank in the city of Cartagena (#86). The site has a bounce rate of approximately 76% (i.e., 76% of visits consist of only one pageview). Compared with the overall internet population, Orlytaitzesq.com’s users tend to be over the age of 45, and they are disproportionately childless, high-income men browsing from home who have attended college. Show Less
    Alexa Traffic Rank Reputation
    Global 131,772
    Global Rank

    United States Flag 18,934
    Rank in US

    769
    Sites Linking In

    4 Reviews

    I love the part about her average reader.

  35. Dennis says:

    Before you even ask, here are the stats for Jabba’s hot news site:
    larrysinclair.org

    Larrysinclair.org
    Click to open menu This site is claimed.
    This site’s metrics are not certified.

    Founded by Lawrence (Larry) W. Sinclair (from what started four years ago as allegations against then Senator Barack Obama on January 17, 2008) LS News Group is a 24-hour news site providing original reporting from an experienced team of reporters, thoug
    Statistics Summary for larrysinclair.org

    There are 16,344,834 sites with a better three-month global Alexa traffic rank than Larrysinclair.org, and the site is based in the US.
    Alexa Traffic Rank Reputation
    Global 16,344,835
    Global Rank

    Flag No data
    Rank in US

    124
    Sites Linking In

    He is dropping so low that he is now barely on the charts. Good grief, are we the only people looking at his crap??!!

  36. Dennis says:

    I can never get the chart to copy from Website Traffic.com, but here is there quick summery of Orly’s site:
    Monthly visitor traffic is down 13.4% year over year

    She hit a peak about a year ago, took a large drop and has barely crept back up just a bit, but has been running low to just so-so for about the past year.

    Meanwhile, Fat Boy is running so badly that he only longer even registers on their charts. Should be noted that last year, he was dropping in a pattern remarkably similar to what Orly currently has.

    • newname says:

      Note about Orlytaitzesq.com
      I assume that a great many(perhaps, even a majority) of visitors check in several times a day to view her lunacy first hand, and to laugh at her stupid ass.

      Also, whomever designed the site “salted the mine” by making it difficult to follow an on-page link. You have to click on the link, which gives her another hit, and then click again to load the page you are really looking for.

      In her words, she is a total fraud.

  37. newname says:

    And speaking of the Devil (Orly), I guarantee she’ll try to spin this as having something to do with Obama.

    Pope Benedict to resign.

  38. Dennis says:

    Are we sure that Orly Taitz isn’t really Jabba in drag? She now claims that she is being harassed by someone located in the Empire State Building. But a couple of her followers are posting comments that the IP address belongs to some one connected to Microsoft in Redmond, Washington. Wait a minute – does this bs sound familiar?

  39. Dennis says:

    Note to Oily: Ran a quick check. It’s a spambot system spoofing itself through Microsoft host servers, you idiot. Has nothing to do with Microsoft, Redmond, or anything else. If you dig deep enough into the information, you will find that the messages are coming from anywhere between Mexico, Africa, Russia, and parts of China. BTW, pass this note on to Fat Boy. He is just as stupid as you are but twice as wide.

  40. newname says:

    Heh heh heh. I gave Orly some fashion advice. Ignore the Jabba-like apostrophe abuse.

    Cheap Bitch! QUIT buying your bras at Walmart. Your saggers have no definition, and your nips are down to you navel.

    As someone who goes to great trouble to make herself alluring (much makeup and immodestly short skirts–for a fifty-year-old woman), you blow it by not going to Macy’s or Nordstrom’s and getting a custom-fitted wonderbra.

    It would be like a makeover.

  41. Dennis says:

    It keeps coming. Now Jabba swears that someone hacked his site (again) and was redirecting users of iPhones to “pron” site (hey El Stupido, I think you mean “porn” sites). Personally, I truly doubt if any of the six dummies who might read his site actually have an iPhone but…Of course, it is all because he fearlessly reports the “snooze.” No Fat Boy, it is because you have poor security and that is exactly what these folks look for. Just like a two-bit thief looking for a door that isn’t locked. Good god, how dumb are you?

  42. Dennis says:

    PS I bet it was that fiend in Redmond, Washington. In fact, it may be Bill Gates himself.

  43. Dennis says:

    As part of her non-stop complaining about evil Obots harassing her, Orly just introduced me to this delightful web site: RationalWiKi and their excellent piece on her: “Orly Taitz (yes that is her real name) is an (allegedly) Moldavian born[1] dentist real estate agent lawyer[2] professional time-waster, who, as a prominent birther, has provided too much grist for WorldNetDaily’s craziness already…..”
    http://rationalwiki.org/wiki/Orly_Taitz

    BTW Fat Boy (and yes, you didn’t even make the cut at RationalWiKi), you might want to pay attention to what they said about Orly’s web problems: “In 2009, Orly Taitz’s website defendourfreedoms.net began to suffer a litany of technical problems, namely security warning messages and severe latency. Taitz claimed variably that the problems were due to either Obama connected hackers attacking the site or the FBI trying to shut it down.

    On March 12, the actual site owner took control of the blog to reveal the actual culprit: A third-party data mining application installed by Taitz for some unknown reason. According to the owner, Taitz had authorized the installation of the same application on her first blog, which she abandoned after alleging it had been sabotaged.[24] “

  44. Dennis says:

    Pretty dull on the Lardo front. Jabba is still shrilling for that church in Florida and will presumably soon post photos of his baptism immersion (think Orca). Ilse dismisses the State of the Union address and is now promoting Dr. Ben Carson for president. Presumably she is all worked up on the current wing nutter idea that they can get Obama impeached (I guess on the ground that he won the election?), force Biden to simply serve as an Ad Hoc President (because they say so?) and then force a special election that sounds more like a referendum on Dr. Carson (is he swell or what?). Why Dr. Ben Carson. Why Carson? I guess because he’s black (ya see, we ain’t racist); is suppose to be good in his medical field (but only in that zone); is a born againer (God personally wrote the Constitution?); and he hasn’t a single rational political idea what so ever. As proof of the birds of a feather theory (and despite their deep hostility toward each other), Orly and Jabba are in synch on this great fruitcake idea.

  45. kstreet607 says:

    Hey guys guess who I talked to today? GILLIGAN!!! She wants me to tell all of you that she misses you and loves you all. She has been/is very ill and will email me more details at a later date. I’ll write more later. On my way out the door. I am so happy to know that she’s alive and getting well…

  46. Dennis says:

    Fantastic news about Gilligan! Bet it is the result of all that popcorn she ate while watching Jabba. Wish her all the best.

  47. kstreet607 says:

    Way off topic but I need to vent:

    I saw this tweet and just want to say it really makes me wonder about the differences in the Police action against fugitive Christopher Dorner and that of the Newtown, Ct. Killer:

    TFC Article

  48. Dennis says:

    Oh boy! More material for Jabba’s new found venue of righteous if bogus indignation: FreedomWorks Made Video of Fake Giant Panda Having Sex With Fake Hillary Clinton
    http://www.motherjones.com/politics/2013/02/panda-hillary-clinton-sex-tape-freedomworks-matt-kibbe-dick-armey

    A panda? These nutters are just getting way too weird….

  49. Dennis says:

    Hot headline from Orly Taitz: “We are reaching more and more people. The ranking of this web site jumped from 50,000 to 20,000 in December 2012. What you need to do next.”

    I realize that she is a lying bag of horse turds (real web figures are in a post above) and totally lacking in even the most basic math skills, but come on….How stupid are her followers…

  50. Dennis says:

    More breaking news from Orly Taitz: the Times of India is covering her story. Well, not exactly. The fun, snarky and highly reasonable folks at Fogbow have already checked into this. She is simply on their search engine, not in their paper. Meanwhile, some one at Fogbow has produced this delightful press release for her:
    “THE FOGBOW CREATES A SPECIAL THREAD TO COVER MY PRESS RELEASES IN MULTIPLE FOREIGN COUNTRIES INCLUDING THE US. THIS IS HUGE!!!

    Posted on | December 23, 2012

    The Fogbow, a worldwide subversive organization which writes rules of evidence and of civil procedure for corrupt and ebil non-Moldovan systems of justice in multiple foreign countries including the US, created a special thread to cover my press releases. The Fogbow is only fourth, after OrlyTaitzsq.com, The Times of India, and N.I.M.H, in the number of Google searches for Orly Taitz. The regime must be frantic to have The Fogbow create such a special thread to divert attention from my real press releases.

    Attorney Taitz is a civil rights attorney, who works pro boner and medications free in order to stop the most egregious case of elections fraud, Social Security fraud, forgery and treason committed against the United States of America. Public is asked to contribute to assist in helping deal with my lunacy by making donations via pay-pal by going to http://www.TheFogbow.com. If, after reading this press release, you do not contribute you may be found guilty of treason and/or joined in a RICO action and will be served by fax or Twitter. ”

    I think it is a bogus release, but sure sounds like her….

  51. Dennis says:

    The Colbert Report did a spoof story on Orly Taitz. She is now using it as proof that the national media is taking her seriously….

    • YankeeClipper says:

      Jabba and his marks thought his appearance on a Puerto Rican television show was gonna be his big break. The program is very popular, comedy; the cast routinely ridicules and makes fun of newsmakers. The show is a combination “Laugh-In” and SNL. Notably, Jabba never posted a recording of the interview.on his blog.

    • newname says:

      Orly is circling the drain. She is trying desperately to rekindle the fervor among birthers, but the fact is that the majority of them have moved on to Benghazi, Fast and Furious, or some other bogus impeachable offense.

      Orly and Jabba the Nut are the RW’s yesterday men.

  52. Dennis says:

    Is Orly Taitz “circling the drain?” Let’s see, she is claiming to have over 2 million hits on Google but the record is being scrubbed. Claims to have “serious” media attention supporting her from that “serious” news reporter Stephen Colbert. Claims to be ranked 90 plus % in web attention based upon some math of her own bizarre devising. Claims to be organizing a 50 state protest movement. Claims that some couple in Maryland is making obscene phone calls to her. Claims that some one is trying to kill her by tampering with the transmission on her car. Claims that the Supreme Court is going to agree with her or they should all be arrested for treason. Has made these crazy statements all within roughly the past 36 hours.

    So death by tic tacs must be coming soon. At any moment her head will explode and the bats all coming flying out.

  53. Dennis says:

    While Fat Boy lays around the wide load hoping that Foster Freeze-brain will give him some free money, Oily is busy. She is now asking Congress to round up and charge the legal clerks at the Supreme Court with treason. Note to Oily: The justices don’t read these briefs. They get a write up about the case from the clerks. Since your case is only one of a whole bunch that they are looking at for “consideration,” they don’t need nor even want your stinkin’ supplemental bullshit briefs. That ain’t the way it works. BTW, they also do not “investigate” cases (which is what you are asking the court to do). I know that the bar examine you supposedly pass was in California, but how in the hell did you pass it?

  54. Meesh says:

    There’s a new post —–> HERE Let’s move everything there, K?

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